welp...just got dumped...
welp...just got dumped... 
07-30-2006, 04:23 AM
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10 reasons your car is better than a girl:
1) don't like its looks, you can change them without it getting pissed off at you
2) don't like how it performs, you can change that without it getting pissed off at you
3) you can show off its curves to anyone you want without it getting pissed off at you
4) you can drool over other cars without it getting pissed off at you
5) your car will never "have a headache"
6) your car will never "fake it"
7) you can own more than one and never hear any hint of jealousy from any of them
8) all it takes to keep it going is a quick stop at the gas station and some new oil every 3000 miles
9) when taken care of & cleaned properly, it can actually attract more girls
10) it will never complain at you for waking it up at 3am to go have a little fun
need i continue?
1) don't like its looks, you can change them without it getting pissed off at you
2) don't like how it performs, you can change that without it getting pissed off at you
3) you can show off its curves to anyone you want without it getting pissed off at you
4) you can drool over other cars without it getting pissed off at you
5) your car will never "have a headache"
6) your car will never "fake it"
7) you can own more than one and never hear any hint of jealousy from any of them
8) all it takes to keep it going is a quick stop at the gas station and some new oil every 3000 miles
9) when taken care of & cleaned properly, it can actually attract more girls
10) it will never complain at you for waking it up at 3am to go have a little fun
need i continue?
07-30-2006, 08:31 AM
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Congratulations! I got dumped about a month after moving home, which was two weeks before Valentine's Day. Sounds like a bummer huh? Not really. She was ALREADY WITH SOMEONE ELSE at this point! On Valentine's Day, she probably got flowers and chocolate, I got my SS.....I win. 
07-30-2006, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by 02Z28LS1
7) you can own more than one and never hear any hint of jealousy from any of them
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07-30-2006, 11:43 AM
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Well as I see it breaking up means only one thing. UPGRADE!!!! Just like if you blew out a rear end get a moser! Threw a rod, rebuild time! So in this case find a girl with the qualities your last was lacking. Or just find some smokin' hot chick and have some fun! safely that is
07-30-2006, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by 02Z28LS1
10 reasons your car is better than a girl:
1) don't like its looks, you can change them without it getting pissed off at you
2) don't like how it performs, you can change that without it getting pissed off at you
3) you can show off its curves to anyone you want without it getting pissed off at you
4) you can drool over other cars without it getting pissed off at you
5) your car will never "have a headache"
6) your car will never "fake it"
7) you can own more than one and never hear any hint of jealousy from any of them
8) all it takes to keep it going is a quick stop at the gas station and some new oil every 3000 miles
9) when taken care of & cleaned properly, it can actually attract more girls
10) it will never complain at you for waking it up at 3am to go have a little fun
need i continue?
1) don't like its looks, you can change them without it getting pissed off at you
2) don't like how it performs, you can change that without it getting pissed off at you
3) you can show off its curves to anyone you want without it getting pissed off at you
4) you can drool over other cars without it getting pissed off at you
5) your car will never "have a headache"
6) your car will never "fake it"
7) you can own more than one and never hear any hint of jealousy from any of them
8) all it takes to keep it going is a quick stop at the gas station and some new oil every 3000 miles
9) when taken care of & cleaned properly, it can actually attract more girls
10) it will never complain at you for waking it up at 3am to go have a little fun
need i continue?
you boys are ruthless..
sorry to hear about it tumblr - did she give you a reason or anything? How long had you been together?
sorry to hear about it tumblr - did she give you a reason or anything? How long had you been together?
i know what she means (assuming she's telling the truth) cause i guess i was kinda feeling the same way! we talked about it for so long...she just had the ***** to say it first lol...but its all for the best! yeah it sux...and i couldnt sleep last night and that whol bit...but if its not her then its someone better right? we were together for 4 years (3 off and on & 1 consistant year) 
07-30-2006, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by SatanzWS6
damn man, that sux. at least your car will never leave ya.
There has been an instance here on this board that lead in a car going bye bye due to a break up.
07-30-2006, 07:48 PM
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welcome to the recently dumped club.
you can do what i did, it really helped take my mind off of it
1. Start working out
2. Go out and have fun ( i already met a hotter chick! woo hoo!)
3. just stay busy, it sounds dumb, but it really does help
you can do what i did, it really helped take my mind off of it
1. Start working out
2. Go out and have fun ( i already met a hotter chick! woo hoo!)
3. just stay busy, it sounds dumb, but it really does help
07-30-2006, 09:01 PM
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very true 2002C5COUPE!
i feel your pain bro, my girl of 3 1/2 years broke up with me a few months back. ive been suffering ever scince. best of luck! 02Z28LS1, your 10 reasons are hilarious, and also true!
i feel your pain bro, my girl of 3 1/2 years broke up with me a few months back. ive been suffering ever scince. best of luck! 02Z28LS1, your 10 reasons are hilarious, and also true!