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Old 03-13-2007, 03:29 AM
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So this new guy shows up at my camp today and comes in my office. He sees a pic of my '01 SS and asks if its fast. I tell him that its pretty quick. I decide to be kind enough to show him a cold start video of my idle that I posted a while back to hear the idle. He sees the motor and says that I should change out my 408 stroker to a "Corvette motor, it would really make my car move out!" I just laugh at him. He then proceeds to tell me that he is gonna build a 90's style Silverado with a chopped roof, candy paint, 22"s, and a 400 smallblock with a blower. He asked me if I had ever heard the sound of a blower. I laughed at him and told him that I have grown up around cars. He says that his truck should pulls 7's to 8's in the quarter mile. I then decide just to get up and leave him sitting in MY office so I wouldnt take the chance of losing to many brain cells talking to him.

Sorry for the rant but this guy makes me want to kill dumb people!!
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I hate it when that happens because you then feel bad if you put them in their place because they're too dumb to realize what they're saying is ridiculous...Its a lose lose situation.

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Old 03-13-2007, 04:54 AM
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It's ok to have plans and to be a dreamer LOL!
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Originally Posted by Inspector12
It's ok to have plans and to be a dreamer LOL!
Dreaming is one thing because we all have and still do with the exception of you who has two of the baddest cars in town. However, the day I see a chopped top candy Silverado sitting on 22"s pulling a 7 is the day I give up trying to make sports cars go fast!
Old 03-13-2007, 08:10 AM
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haha.

i still have people ask if my car has a hemi, i always nod and say yup
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SO, when does the Corvette engine get installed?
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Funny s**t man, candy 90's silverado on 22's w/a sb400 (blowed) running below the 9's, Where did you find this character?
I have a similar story myself but not quite as bad. After pulling the motor and trans (LS1) out of a 2000 donor Z28 and taking it to my g/f's house and putting it in her garage (while my 98 flood was getting prepped for the install at my buddy's house). Her friends dumb assed boyfriend comes over (I was at work) but one of my buddy's was at my g/f's house waiting on me. Well they are all in the garage shooting the breeze and this idiot looks at my LS1 which was pulled complete sitting on a tire and says "Hey I know what that is, thats an LS1". No sh*t Sherlock, you only heard my buddy say that four or five times, he then asks my buddy what am I putting in, he tells him a SS Camaro 98. This moron asks, why would he put an LS1 in a Camaro? I would put a 454 and blow him away, He must not know a lot about cars. This guy WAS NOT kidding either. Needless to say after I got home (the moron and his g.f were gone by then) my buddy told me and we had a really good laugh. Some people?????

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Originally Posted by Nine Ball
SO, when does the Corvette engine get installed?
LOL, if only I could afford one of those high tech pieces after I obviously blew all of my money on my forged stroker!!
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lol !!!
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i had a cable guy come over the other day and he asked me if the Firehawk was mine... said it was... then he started to talk about his old Dodge mopar... and about putting a posi and bigger carb...... he started talking about going to Rankin and testing it out...... dude was a tool.....
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Originally Posted by Randy_S
LOL, if only I could afford one of those high tech pieces after I obviously blew all of my money on my forged stroker!!
Duh dumbass, we all know that the vette motor is far superior to anything else, to include your weak stroker.

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haha dude you should hear the kids at my school. A kid thinks he can beat me in a 2003 mustang gt. everytime i see him on the road i speed up to him and he laughs and always finds a neighborhood and turrns into it, pisses the hell out of me!!
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Originally Posted by Nine Ball
SO, when does the Corvette engine get installed?
I got mine last week, bitch ****** ROLLS!!!
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Originally Posted by Randy_S
Dreaming is one thing because we all have and still do with the exception of you who has two of the baddest cars in town. However, the day I see a chopped top candy Silverado sitting on 22"s pulling a 7 is the day I give up trying to make sports cars go fast!
Don't make me go buy a 90's model truck! LOL! Talk to you guys later funny stories I have a ton very simular.
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chopped roof, candy paint, 22"s,
This guy isnt caucasion is he?
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Originally Posted by PMCSPIDER
This guy isnt caucasion is he?
Negative, he is from Gawga and is working on this gold grill one tooth at a time!!
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Originally Posted by Randy_S
Negative, he is from Gawga and is working on this gold grill one tooth at a time!!
oh snap, dats tight!!! Bling Bling!!
Old 03-13-2007, 06:57 PM
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Yeah but keep in mind ignorance and stupidity comes in all shades fellas. My former employer is testimony to that (lol).
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Hey, atleast he didnt say, "my buddie is going/has a...(fill in the blank). I hate it when I hear that kind of speak!



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