I Need a good lay tonight
as many times as you want for the cost of a drink
01-06-2009, 07:56 PM
#47
Was sitting in the BevMo parking lot in Rancho, taking a conference call, and some homeless looking girl walks up, carrying a car seat, asks for money. She was cute in that homeless-desperate-feining-carrying-a-baby type of way. Let her know I don't give money for nothing.
Homeless chicks are like fat chicks, they swallow cause they're hungry.
Homeless chicks are like fat chicks, they swallow cause they're hungry.
01-07-2009, 12:49 AM
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you can always count on adam for a laugh.
here's something you can do at work to entertain yourself since we're talking about c-list casual encounters; a couple years ago i was checking my work email to find an email from some guy i had never heard of with a couple attachments. i opened the first one and it was a pretty harmless profile pic of the guy sending the email. thought nothing of it till i opened the second attachment and what did i see? A GIANT PILE OF ****!!!
apparently some of the guys at work were playing this game where they look for people who leave their profile accounts open and unattended, sign into casual encounters, and post you're request for manly loving/date with a tranny/bi-curious? it definitely catches people off gaurd when they open up a reply to something like that. so have fun at work with this one!!!
here's something you can do at work to entertain yourself since we're talking about c-list casual encounters; a couple years ago i was checking my work email to find an email from some guy i had never heard of with a couple attachments. i opened the first one and it was a pretty harmless profile pic of the guy sending the email. thought nothing of it till i opened the second attachment and what did i see? A GIANT PILE OF ****!!!
apparently some of the guys at work were playing this game where they look for people who leave their profile accounts open and unattended, sign into casual encounters, and post you're request for manly loving/date with a tranny/bi-curious? it definitely catches people off gaurd when they open up a reply to something like that. so have fun at work with this one!!!
01-07-2009, 11:36 AM
#54
Was sitting in the BevMo parking lot in Rancho, taking a conference call, and some homeless looking girl walks up, carrying a car seat, asks for money. She was cute in that homeless-desperate-feining-carrying-a-baby type of way. Let her know I don't give money for nothing.
Homeless chicks are like fat chicks, they swallow cause they're hungry.
Homeless chicks are like fat chicks, they swallow cause they're hungry.
01-07-2009, 06:22 PM
#56
Yeah man I always say Im noy the most attractive or the cooolest but damnit I am ****** funny and it works well enough to get the ladies to take off their pants.....
With help from chloroform... Hahahaha
With help from chloroform... Hahahaha
you can always count on adam for a laugh.
here's something you can do at work to entertain yourself since we're talking about c-list casual encounters; a couple years ago i was checking my work email to find an email from some guy i had never heard of with a couple attachments. i opened the first one and it was a pretty harmless profile pic of the guy sending the email. thought nothing of it till i opened the second attachment and what did i see? A GIANT PILE OF ****!!! apparently some of the guys at work were playing this game where they look for people who leave their profile accounts open and unattended, sign into casual encounters, and post you're request for manly loving/date with a tranny/bi-curious? it definitely catches people off gaurd when they open up a reply to something like that. so have fun at work with this one!!!
here's something you can do at work to entertain yourself since we're talking about c-list casual encounters; a couple years ago i was checking my work email to find an email from some guy i had never heard of with a couple attachments. i opened the first one and it was a pretty harmless profile pic of the guy sending the email. thought nothing of it till i opened the second attachment and what did i see? A GIANT PILE OF ****!!!
apparently some of the guys at work were playing this game where they look for people who leave their profile accounts open and unattended, sign into casual encounters, and post you're request for manly loving/date with a tranny/bi-curious? it definitely catches people off gaurd when they open up a reply to something like that. so have fun at work with this one!!!
