icanhaz69

This is not me , but its funny

"The Miracle Of Toilet Paper"

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.

Stupid, stupid man.

383lt1impala

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wtf are u talkin about???

icanhaz69

its a joke read it

jsteele90

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o i get it?

Datzneat

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lolcat talk is annoying....

icanhaz69

so is the bashing of imports , but i seem to be dealin with it just fine

Datzneat

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Who's bashing?

icanhaz69

its not in this thread , but i think the riverside raid had a bunch of it going on and a couple of other threads in this section

Datzneat

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What do you expect? Go on a 4 banger forum and read about them bashing the v8s.

2002t/a06

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i love lamp..

icanhaz69

ive been on 240sxforums , zilvia , and bimmerforums , and i havent seen it anywhere as bad as it is here

2002t/a06

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sorry, did someone **** in your wheaties this morning?

icanhaz69

i just thought i would share a joke from another forum , but i guess it wasnt understood here. then yeah... you get it from there

2002t/a06

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i understand the joke. maybe i need to drink a mountain dew...

m6ttop

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lol in the doghouse...