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Old 08-24-2008, 01:07 AM   #1
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wow what a let down, i drop the girl off at home its like 11pm tonight, take the long way home, the weather is nice, the car is feeling good, what the hell. well make a right onto a long straight street just about to open it up and out pops a new m3, the v8 one with paper plates and all, **** its on, put the car in 2nd @ 55, the guy wont look at me, throw a rev and jump a little still nothing., looks at me and then flips his blinker on to turn left wtf? that was gay, well it only gets worse, turn right and about to make a left onto my street when a bran new m5 pulls out, im like ******* perfect, run the red and go straight get along side him same scenario 55 in 2nd. looks and smiles his buddy in the passenger seat is egging the driver on, he just says no, let my car run next to his, i make a few little jumps but no takers. i wave bye flip a bitch and head home.

2 bad *** german cars, both brand new and yet to get anyone to run my lowly ol camaro. time for some cold beer and south park
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Old 08-24-2008, 01:19 AM   #2
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I guess they have the common sense not to race on the street.... I usually don't though
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that's messed up.....it was was cool kicking it...tonight.
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Post some donuts videos up....lol
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I guess they have the common sense not to race on the street.... I usually don't though
x2 i wouldn't run a red light to catch up and race someone
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I think word is getting out that our cars are killing more expensive cars that are supposed to be faster too.
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Little do you know that the new M series cars have high-tech scanners built into them that can calculate the HP and TQ numbers of all potential opponents within a two car radius. Also, there is a nifty checkbox and a horizontal slider in the GUI that allows for nitrous/FI calculations. Using this info, the car can make a recommendation on whether or not you should waste petrol on your opponent.

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I guess they have the common sense not to race on the street.... I usually don't though
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that's messed up.....it was was cool kicking it...tonight.
hell yeah ,i had a blast thanks for the invite
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Post some donuts videos up....lol
i will get my gf to get the vid up
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x2 i wouldn't run a red light to catch up and race someone
11 o clock at night on deserted streets, it aint illegal unless you get caught. and breaking off an m5 would have made running that red worth it to me
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I think word is getting out that our cars are killing more expensive cars that are supposed to be faster too.
i honestly think that 75% of people rolling new m3's and m5's have no idea what my car is, just that its loud
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Little do you know that the new M series cars have high-tech scanners built into them that can calculate the HP and TQ numbers of all potential opponents within a two car radius. Also, there is a nifty checkbox and a horizontal slider in the GUI that allows for nitrous/FI calculations. Using this info, the car can make a recommendation on whether or not you should waste petrol on your opponent.
wtf are you talking about? are you serious?
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south park owns. im so glad they made the offical website with all the episodes, so bad ***.

as for the M's, maybe they were old, maybe they've been drinking and didnt wanna risk anything. get em next time
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Little do you know that the new M series cars have high-tech scanners built into them that can calculate the HP and TQ numbers of all potential opponents within a two car radius. Also, there is a nifty checkbox and a horizontal slider in the GUI that allows for nitrous/FI calculations. Using this info, the car can make a recommendation on whether or not you should waste petrol on your opponent.
can you give us a link to this info i tryed looking it up but i got nothing
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Little do you know that the new M series cars have high-tech scanners built into them that can calculate the HP and TQ numbers of all potential opponents within a two car radius. Also, there is a nifty checkbox and a horizontal slider in the GUI that allows for nitrous/FI calculations. Using this info, the car can make a recommendation on whether or not you should waste petrol on your opponent.
so this scanner even knows if your car has mods on it if so why isnt the police using this technology?
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should ve told him to pull over (M5) put some blinker fluid in and race from a dig

hmmmmm that would ve been fun
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Ya ive learned alot of those owners, dont like racing there cars. They dont buy them cuz their performance. They buy them cuz girls like them.
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Ya ive learned alot of those owners, dont like racing there cars. They dont buy them cuz their performance. They buy them cuz girls like them.
ill hands down agree with that one.....

esp when you pull up and there is a great looking blondie in the front seat on the wheel hmmmmm.....
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well most people buy them because they are the best of the 3 and 5 series i would imagine... kind of like paying the extra $$$ for the amg package on a benz
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everyone he is just playing..........god damn people here are gullible as hell.
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everyone he is just playing..........god damn people here are gullible as hell.
lmao i know. wtf is wrong with you people?
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everyone he is just playing..........god damn people here are gullible as hell.
I believe they were being sarcastic...
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bunch of noobs in here... the whole lot of you!!!
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i think ***** in german is panoche' Oh wait i think thats italian? wtf i dunno lol.
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