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Old 12-21-2007, 01:11 AM
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Alright. How do you remove the smell of 10 years worth of *** from leather seats?
Old 12-21-2007, 02:24 AM
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stop farting.
Old 12-21-2007, 02:38 AM
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go to the zainostore and get there leather cleaner and there leather in a bottle. its a little priceybut it last a long time and it will make the car smell new
Old 12-21-2007, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by intense3123
stop farting.
That's not gonna get rid of the current smell, and will that Zaino stuff soak down into the cushion?
Old 12-21-2007, 12:38 PM
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My car's logged 100k miles and doesn't reek of *** stench... still has that leather clean smell to it and it's not like I drive it everyday anymore so it's the first thing you notice going into the car when you compare it to your sun sitting daily driver that reeks of gym clothes...

I'd get a good leather cleaner, but if you've been dropping bombs for 10 years, it'll still smell. The only way would be to take off the leather and steam treat the cushion or better yet, have it repadded. If you do figure out a way to treat it, post back, I need to fix my daily driver's cabin smell before spring/summer roll around and make the car uninhabitable until aired out. Just left the gym stuff in the back a few times, but it was enough to permeate the whole car in the blazing sun during summer.
Old 12-21-2007, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by HoLLo
That's not gonna get rid of the current smell, and will that Zaino stuff soak down into the cushion?
Your profile says your 19, and that car is 10 years old - so I'm assuming you bought the car used, and its someone elses *** stench your smellin'?

Ug, I think you might be better of replacing the whole drivers seat, find one on ebay or something. :-)
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stop driving around with your pants down.
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Originally Posted by Toronto_LT1
stop driving around with your pants down.
yea im sure you have a nice car, but wait til you get home to start jerkin off about it!

Give the carpets a good shampoo, cuz im sure there is some rank odor trapped in there as well, and as for the leather... like said before get a really good leather conditioner and go to town on the seat... they will never smell brand new again, but you will get rid of the majority of the ******* that is trapped in there.
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Shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thats the funniest **** I've read in a long, long time. The whole thread, from the title on down. Thanks for the laughs guys!!
Sorry, no constructive input.
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Originally Posted by intense3123
stop farting.
Originally Posted by SladeX
...if you've been dropping bombs for 10 years, it'll still smell.


Originally Posted by Toronto_LT1
stop driving around with your pants down.


That's one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time. Good stuff.

I would bet it is your carpets rather than the leather. The carpet holds a lot of stink. And the good news is that chances are it isn't *** - unless someone on the floor at some point.
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haha i love my cloth, could also be that ur leather seat was made out of an animals *** (=
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Maybe it's not really just ***, maybe it's badussy, not that it would make you feel any better.

Maybe you can use Febreeze and then a good leather conditioner so they won't dry out.
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Nah.. When you smell my seat, it stinks of ***.

I was hoping to make a couple laughs, but in the same way, i'm serious. It smells like a fart has been trapped inside my seat permanently.

The carpet has its own smell from when the previous owner intelligently ran a nitrous hose under some weatherstripping on the passenger side door, and it leaks when it rains, but I'm talking about fresh *** in the seat.
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If its that bad I would not hesitate about finding a new seat whether it be aftermarket or stock. Good luck with this.
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Originally Posted by HoLLo
Nah.. When you smell my seat, it stinks of ***.

I was hoping to make a couple laughs, but in the same way, i'm serious. It smells like a fart has been trapped inside my seat permanently.

The carpet has its own smell from when the previous owner intelligently ran a nitrous hose under some weatherstripping on the passenger side door, and it leaks when it rains, but I'm talking about fresh *** in the seat.


Fresh ***?

Thanks for the laugh guys.

I would suggest some good leather cleaner, or some serious air fresheners. haha.
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Originally Posted by HoLLo
Nah.. When you smell my seat, it stinks of ***.
Then stop smelling it...

When else will I ever get to use this smiley?
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Hmm.. I remember seeing a free mod awhile ago..where you take out that driver side left vent...so you can cut a tab and angle the vent downwards more.

This will allow the air conditioning to aim towards your lower extremities and fight off ball/*** sweat.
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this is a good one....
Old 12-22-2007, 12:41 AM
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you got to fight fire with fire so go to taco bell buy yourself a couple bean burritos and let them rip in you car and thats should do it.

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