It's over
 

Well lt1 guys we are done!!!! I heard that Chuck Norris drives a LS1, we gave it a shot!

hahaha O well, can't win them all...

Bet he can round-house-kick start it... don't even need the key..

yea but chuck norris is :gay: so that means ls1's are to. lol

Youre a liar and I will fight you.

lol.........

Some of the famous Chuck Norris Facts…



When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Roflmao

jesus those were the best quotes ever. I actually made a webpage about good ol' chuck in high school. that dude is so old but can still kick ass. how cool is that?

:jest: ohhh boy, here we go again ...

Some of those quotes were the funniest things i have read in years. :jest: :jest: :jest:

I sent them around to the guys at the Fire Station last night. A couple of us stayed up and found them, then I put them in an e-mail to everyone. Got to have some fun in Iraq....

sh*t happens and the LT1 will always looze! BTW I am looking into picking up an LS1 please dont hate me

Damnit all to hell

Lt1 Will Not always Lose....

That is some of the funniest stuff ive read in a while!

gotta love the chuck norris jokes :)

Lol!!

well most of the those quotes are true... expect some need to say Bruce Lee instead. i mean after all, he did kill chuck norris in one of his movies... lol

nahhh jk i love walker texas ranger, but Bruce Lee will always be better