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Old 11-24-2006, 01:46 PM
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I know everyone has heard the infamous V-TECH problem line. But when our f-bods eat up their rice, we always get a line of . Out of the millions and millions in use, what are a couple of your favorites?
Old 11-24-2006, 02:29 PM
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well i have gotton all sorts of ****... "You have twice the cylinders" well damnit thats why i dont **** with your bullshit you call a "fast" car. 14's are not fast to me... so yea
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lol my favorite line is.. "let me call my friend and hell bring his car here"
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LOL I just got a rice line from a guy at the track today. He had a 03 Mustang GT with a Kenne Bell ,I beat him (I ran 117 @ 122, he ran 12.4@11x) and he said that it is not fair because I have Nitrous... my car besides some flowtech headers, a loudmouth, LS6 intake and a 150 shot is stock.
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lol i love the "its not fair because" lines. Its never fair unless they win then it was on the straight
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Originally Posted by goodrich969
lol my favorite line is.. "let me call my friend and hell bring his car here"
That's the one I hear the most. "Well, my buddy has this car, and he'll race you..."
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"oh my bottle is empty, id beat you if i had a full bottle of naws"
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Originally Posted by Matt D
That's the one I hear the most. "Well, my buddy has this car, and he'll race you..."
I've gotten that one before many times.
Old 11-24-2006, 10:36 PM
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"Some of my stickers blew off on the highway, or else..." ha that ones not real.

I usually get the buddy who has the 10 sec civic or the bird as they turn off on a side street.
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i like the my friend has a 03/04 cobra....you should race him.
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"Oh **** thats an SS.. Dayum if it was a Z28 I would have one."
or my favorite "Dude I turned two of my cylinders off, If I had race gas I would turn all 4 on and smoke you."
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"My turbo is off"

"Yeah I have a turbo, my V-TECH is a small turbo"

Like what has been said allready:

"You should race my buddy, he has a...."
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i once got and i quote to the T "my v-tech isnt kicking in, i need to get oil because im out"
Old 11-25-2006, 01:29 AM
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i got these two today

"my mom wouldent let me buy anything better"

And "did your mom buy you that car?" i flashed my badge for that one, told the guy hes lucky i was off duty.
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My favorite is lets race from a roll front drive sucks off the line. And yes the very popular one you have twice the cylinders.
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I hear "let go again from a stop/roll" depeding on which one i beat him on...usually by 20-30 cars.

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i have even hear the one "i wasnt ready" when he was the one honking.
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Originally Posted by goodrich969
i have even hear the one "i wasnt ready" when he was the one honking.
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I got told twice that I was cheating in my GN because it had a turbo. It says "TURBO" on the ******* hood morons, plus anyone who doesn't know what a GN is shouldn't be allowed to own anything but a toyota Prius. Man law!
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lol like i said... if they lose your either cheating or its not fair.... if they win it was 100% fair


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