Well this sucks. I got DQ'd at MEPS...
05-10-2009, 03:10 PM
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The only good thing that comes from probation is learning to take a **** in front of anyone. When i was at MEPS it was like any other time, just let it flow and dont think about the guy looking at you.
05-11-2009, 10:15 AM
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Everyone goes and pisses together so if you can't or don't go then you will have to wait till next time.....which may be very uncomfortable or cause some serious problems for you.
05-11-2009, 11:31 AM
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Guess growing up in a small town drinking beer and all whizzing on things at the same time helped me with that. Maybe start group whizzes with a few beers and work your way towards sober.
Good idea doing group whizzes with your friends. They should be able to understand that it's important for you to overcome this. Besides, everyone has their eyes on the road. I can promise you the guy at meps (or the guys at BT, AIT, or your duty station) would rather not be watching you.
Hmmm....a lot of race tracks have the trough. Go see some races, learn to pee with a group.
Ya prolly need to make sure you can just about pee on command before you go back.
Good idea doing group whizzes with your friends. They should be able to understand that it's important for you to overcome this. Besides, everyone has their eyes on the road. I can promise you the guy at meps (or the guys at BT, AIT, or your duty station) would rather not be watching you.
Hmmm....a lot of race tracks have the trough. Go see some races, learn to pee with a group.
Ya prolly need to make sure you can just about pee on command before you go back.
05-11-2009, 01:44 PM
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Good idea doing group whizzes with your friends. They should be able to understand that it's important for you to overcome this. Besides, everyone has their eyes on the road. I can promise you the guy at meps (or the guys at BT, AIT, or your duty station) would rather not be watching you.
Hmmm....a lot of race tracks have the trough. Go see some races, learn to pee with a group.
Ya prolly need to make sure you can just about pee on command before you go back.
Yeah I know i gotta get this down before I go back. Some ppl think I should go see a urologist or something but Im not too sure on that one...
05-12-2009, 04:34 PM
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Army National Guard. I decided I want to keep going to school, get my degree asap, and get into the police academy and with split op I can do that. Besides, I have a really close friend in the guard and she said that if Im interested in the military I should go for the guard, so I did.
06-08-2009, 02:25 PM
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Just wait until you get to your base. I got hit for a **** test 9 times in 2007 and have been tested a total of 20+ since I can in in 2004.
I asked about the blood test thing during my last one and they said it costs too much and it's not as accurate or some ****. Also if you don't **** within the first four hours of signing in the take you to the hospital and they use a cathater to make sure you can **** then it is back to waiting. I was told they can't use the **** from the cathater because it might not be sterile.
I asked about the blood test thing during my last one and they said it costs too much and it's not as accurate or some ****. Also if you don't **** within the first four hours of signing in the take you to the hospital and they use a cathater to make sure you can **** then it is back to waiting. I was told they can't use the **** from the cathater because it might not be sterile.
06-25-2009, 12:29 PM
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Just got back from MEPs yesterday, i couldnt **** the first time cause i went to the head when i woke up that morning. I tried making up for it by drinking a **** load of oj in the morning but it didnt work. Had to drink alot of water after i couldnt go the first time. It wasnt that bad though. Most of it was hurry up and wait in line. I leave nov 4th to fort leonard wood, gonna be cold as ***** out there
06-28-2009, 12:20 PM
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Army National Guard. I decided I want to keep going to school, get my degree asap, and get into the police academy and with split op I can do that. Besides, I have a really close friend in the guard and she said that if Im interested in the military I should go for the guard, so I did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=attG2ItdKrU
06-28-2009, 04:33 PM
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just wait until you go out to the field! i don't know how often the guard does it, but when we're out, you better be able to ****! i've pissed on the side of bradley's with female mechanics walking around and the bradley crew throwing rocks at me, **** in the morning smoking in cigarette and a buddy standing next to you having a convo like you didn't have your dude in your hand, sitting around stuck in the hmmwv as an RSO all day - **** in a gatorade bottle if you have one in the hmmwv.
07-16-2009, 07:10 PM
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I had a little stage frieght my first time too. It's crazy how you think you can control something as easy as taking a ****, but apparently not. After my first bout of stage frieght I just practiced on controling my breathing and relaxed. The goal is to relax. The reason you can't **** is because your body is tense. Just calm down and ****, lol. By the way in boot camp, you know when you finally **** in that cup. It doesn't end there. If you get stage freight you have to drink alot of water and you will ****, but just remember that water has to go somewhere. When you are so relieved that you just pissed in a cup and you get back on line. That is a great feeling, but when you get online and 5 minutes later you have to take another ****.... They will be dicks and let you **** yourself for making them wait on you. Didn't happen to me in boot camp, but man I had never seen a grown man make those kind of noises. Dude pissed a lake on the squad bay floor. One of the good stories that I will always treasure from my experience in the Corps.
07-20-2009, 12:32 AM
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Don't join the USAF and have that when they do it in BMT. We couldn't leave until EVERYONE pissed and they did it at like 2000L, you cut into my sleep time you'll get a soap party on your **** 
