Love poem from a Man
07-24-2006, 07:44 PM
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Love poem from a Man Love poem from a Man
Of course I love you darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.
So your bums on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab.
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell you I don't care
So long as when I cuddle you
I can get my hands round there.
No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know you did your best.
I'm tellin you the truth now
I never tell you lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on your thighs.
I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you were as good
As I was ever gonna get.
No matter what you look like
I'll always love you dear
Now shut up while the Racings on
And get me another beer.
Of course I love you darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.
So your bums on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab.
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell you I don't care
So long as when I cuddle you
I can get my hands round there.
No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know you did your best.
I'm tellin you the truth now
I never tell you lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on your thighs.
I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you were as good
As I was ever gonna get.
No matter what you look like
I'll always love you dear
Now shut up while the Racings on
And get me another beer.
07-25-2006, 07:52 AM
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Good one Steph! 
Tho if I had said that to Linda I wouldn't see her for a couple days.....it would take that long for the swelling to go down so I could open my eyes.
Tho if I had said that to Linda I wouldn't see her for a couple days.....it would take that long for the swelling to go down so I could open my eyes. 
07-25-2006, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Crisisman
So, was that inspired by the conversation you and Ellis had while watching the nationals? 
I'm actually lucky...Sometimes he brings ME the beer
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07-25-2006, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by WAHUSKER
Good one Steph! Tho if I had said that to Linda I wouldn't see her for a couple days.....it would take that long for the swelling to go down so I could open my eyes.
Tho if I had said that to Linda I wouldn't see her for a couple days.....it would take that long for the swelling to go down so I could open my eyes. Good post Steph.
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A man gets home from work and sits down in his lazy chair in front of the TV and says to his wife,
"Get me a beer before it starts!"
Fifteen minute's later he says to her.
"Get me another beer before it starts!"
A few minute's later he again asked for a beer .
"Don't you think you have had enough?" His wife complained "It hasn't been a half hour since you've been home and you have already had 2 beers! You're nothing but a drunken lazy couch potato!"
The husband roll's his eyes "And so it starts!" he moan's!
"Get me a beer before it starts!"
Fifteen minute's later he says to her.
"Get me another beer before it starts!"
A few minute's later he again asked for a beer .
"Don't you think you have had enough?" His wife complained "It hasn't been a half hour since you've been home and you have already had 2 beers! You're nothing but a drunken lazy couch potato!"
The husband roll's his eyes "And so it starts!" he moan's!
07-26-2006, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by 1BAD95Z
A man gets home from work and sits down in his lazy chair in front of the TV and says to his wife,
"Get me a beer before it starts!"
Fifteen minute's later he says to her.
"Get me another beer before it starts!"
A few minute's later he again asked for a beer .
"Don't you think you have had enough?" His wife complained "It hasn't been a half hour since you've been home and you have already had 2 beers! You're nothing but a drunken lazy couch potato!"
The husband roll's his eyes "And so it starts!" he moan's!
"Get me a beer before it starts!"
Fifteen minute's later he says to her.
"Get me another beer before it starts!"
A few minute's later he again asked for a beer .
"Don't you think you have had enough?" His wife complained "It hasn't been a half hour since you've been home and you have already had 2 beers! You're nothing but a drunken lazy couch potato!"
The husband roll's his eyes "And so it starts!" he moan's!
