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08-01-2006, 01:46 PM
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Chuck is a BAD DUDE for sure....but ya gotta love some of these (some of his own favs)
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
08-01-2006, 03:35 PM
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Who taught Chuck to fight? Now that's one bad little dude. Or, he was one bad little dude. 
Those are hilarious though.
"chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head"
Those are hilarious though.
"chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head"
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08-02-2006, 11:09 PM
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Here are the ones I came up with. . . hope you like 'em!
Chuck Norris smelled what the rock was cooking. Then he KILLED HIM.
Chuck Norris sunk atlantis with a single roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris uses a boot-strap and a large knife to shave. . . his privates!
Chuck Norris is immune to beer, but drinks it because it gives him an excuse to crush the can against his forehead.
The saying "Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee" is in fact false. Chuck Norris hates the bitch.
Ever see a shooting star? Reality is, that's just someone Chuck Norris rounhouse kicked in the face as they burn up leaving the atmosphere.
Chuck Norris smelled what the rock was cooking. Then he KILLED HIM.
Chuck Norris sunk atlantis with a single roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris uses a boot-strap and a large knife to shave. . . his privates!
Chuck Norris is immune to beer, but drinks it because it gives him an excuse to crush the can against his forehead.
The saying "Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee" is in fact false. Chuck Norris hates the bitch.
Ever see a shooting star? Reality is, that's just someone Chuck Norris rounhouse kicked in the face as they burn up leaving the atmosphere.
08-03-2006, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by 00Vette
How do you know, did he round house kick you in the face?
Nope, there was a tournament with various US martial artist against the visiting Mexican National team. Chuck and another US member (famous World AKA Champion but I forget his name (I wanna say Jim Kelly for some reason)) were in the ring with a pair of the team from Mexico. Things got out of hand and the rest of the Mexican team poured into the ring, attacking the US guys. Things got ugly real quick. I was there with my Dojo taking photos at ringside and got swept up in the action. The **** got REAL real fast, I got my shots in (not photos either) and got to watch Norris in action for real. The visiting team got the snot kicked outta them before the cops and security broke it up. This was in the '70's in the old Coliseum.
I hate you now.....
08-03-2006, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by CharlieCobra03
Nope, there was a tournament with various US martial artist against the visiting Mexican National team. Chuck and another US member (famous World AKA Champion but I forget his name (I wanna say Jim Kelly for some reason)) were in the ring with a pair of the team from Mexico. Things got out of hand and the rest of the Mexican team poured into the ring, attacking the US guys. Things got ugly real quick. I was there with my Dojo taking photos at ringside and got swept up in the action. The **** got REAL real fast, I got my shots in (not photos either) and got to watch Norris in action for real. The visiting team got the snot kicked outta them before the cops and security broke it up. This was in the '70's in the old Coliseum.
Was it Jim Kelly that played "Williams" in Enter the Dragon? My favorite Bruce Lee movie.
08-04-2006, 12:51 PM
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RED WHITE & BLUE GI? Bill "Superfoot" Wallace always wore one of those. And like Chuck, he was the world champ in his weight class back then (as was Jim Kelly & Joe Lewis & Benny the Jet & ....)
I'm fighting myself not responding to the insinuation that Bruce taught Chuck how to fight....
I'm fighting myself not responding to the insinuation that Bruce taught Chuck how to fight....