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Y'ALL GOTTA HEAR THIS> so sunday night me and my buddy ride down to barrett parkway bored, we cruise around for a couple of hours (me driving my car) and i said im ready to go and he said let me rip it down and back one time, so i let him...... and we are ridin next to this prelude and its like 11:57 the prelude hits it and he romped it as well and raped it then we hear sirens and i look back and im like YOUR FUCKED! he was about 300 feet back at the time...... soooooo HE DECIDES TO GET BACK ON IT AND TRY TO GET AWAY! YES GET AWAY!!! im just like :bash: what the fuck is your problem stop and he goes in to the mountasia parking lot hauling ass and at that time the cop was only about ten cars back and he told me to switch seats with him i said fuck no. so he goes to the back of the lot tryin to run and slams on the brakes and at this point im furious about the way he just treated my car in the last minute and the cop comes in and whips it around and he jumps out and runs up to him sayin "what the fuck are you thinking dumbass???" my buddy gets all studdery and he didnt have his license on him cause a cop took it a few days ago when he wrecked his car..... and the cop says if youre lying im takin you to jail as a matter of fact you tried to run from me and thats whats gonna wind your dumbass up in jail tonight, and my buddy is like im goin to jail!! and the cop says YEA HELL YEA YOU ARE, so hes all tore up gettin on the phone callin his boss and stuff while the cop is in his car and out of no where the cops spotlight turned off which i was happy for and i heard him say " MAYBE YOU WILL USE YOUR HEAD NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO PULL SOMETHIN STUPID LIKE THAT AND SHOW YOUR ASS DUMBASS!!!! and he just laughs with a hideous laugh like a clown, i mean this cop was pissed his face was red and he could barely breathe cause he was so mad! anyways out of nowhere his blue lights turn off and he pulls a half donut and stares at my buddy and says "Y'all get the FUCK outa my county" and he just dipped!!! right at 12:00 A.M. what kind of luck is that, id be sittin in jail he got away with racing and running WTF!! he could barely move cause he didnt know what to take of it and i just looked at him and say APRIL FOOLS BITCH! NOW GET THE HELL OUTA MY SEAT! and i revoked his privelages.<see the period thought yall might get a kick out of this, if you treat my car like shit your gonna get punked and scared to death for your license and jail time, then i dont let you drive ever again! that cop was burl, he could make a grown bear cry just by starin at it and makin his vanes pop out and his face turn red. |
lmao, that's awesome :lol: |
:lol: :jest: |
good one |
Fuck yeah.. thats great.. |
Originally Posted by 98maro Fuck yeah.. thats great.. Didnt you get punked by a cop this weekend as well??? |
Originally Posted by BadAzz96Z28 Didnt you get punked by a cop this weekend as well??? |
That's good. :jest: |
Originally Posted by 98maro Fuck YOU fuck MATT fuck KELLY fuck JOHN .......... I knew that was gonna come up after i read this thread.... Nope i knew the whole time.. :confused: You didn't know shit......quivering like a bitch :jest: "No sir Officer I was in Blue Ridge all night, here's my receipt" Admit it you pissed yourself |
what happened to you brandon, And josh it was steve-o!!!!! |
Originally Posted by BadAzz96Z28 You didn't know shit......quivering like a bitch :jest: "No sir Officer I was in Blue Ridge all night, here's my receipt" Admit it you pissed yourself |
Originally Posted by 00TurboT/A John got all that shit from his mic recorded when he got back that night. He gonna put it on a dvd he said. I'm definetly posting that shit. Look officer there my buddy matt ask him we just left kroger I swear :jest: :jest: |
lol thats great... the local cops in hall county are pretty cool like that... i got punked by some hall county officers one time, I passed one on a two lane road, i knew the guy, we both waved (i was speeding, lol). I proceeded towards home... next thing you know... blue lights in front of me, behind me... so i keep going (im litteraly 500 ft from my house)... i pull up in the driveway and three GWINNETT county cops pull in behind me... i live on the gwinnett/hall border... apparently the cop i had passed called up ahead to his buddies and orcastrated it well.. i have a pic in my cardomain (link in my sig)... good times, i too pissed myself :lol: |
Originally Posted by CNVRTmyZ so sunday night me and my buddy ride down to barrett parkway bored, we cruise around for a couple of hours (me driving my car) and i said im ready to go and he said let me rip it down and back one time, so i let him...... and we are ridin next to this prelude and its like 11:57 the prelude hits it and he romped it as well and raped it then we hear sirens and i look back and im like YOUR FUCKED! he was about 300 feet back at the time...... soooooo HE DECIDES TO GET BACK ON IT AND TRY TO GET AWAY! YES GET AWAY!!! im just like :bash: what the fuck is your problem stop and he goes in to the mountasia parking lot hauling ass and at that time the cop was only about ten cars back and he told me to switch seats with him i said fuck no. so he goes to the back of the lot tryin to run and slams on the brakes and at this point im furious about the way he just treated my car in the last minute and the cop comes in and whips it around and he jumps out and runs up to him sayin "what the fuck are you thinking dumbass???" my buddy gets all studdery and he didnt have his license on him cause a cop took it a few days ago when he wrecked his car..... and the cop says if youre lying im takin you to jail as a matter of fact you tried to run from me and thats whats gonna wind your dumbass up in jail tonight, and my buddy is like im goin to jail!! and the cop says YEA HELL YEA YOU ARE, so hes all tore up gettin on the phone callin his boss and stuff while the cop is in his car and out of no where the cops spotlight turned off which i was happy for and i heard him say " MAYBE YOU WILL USE YOUR HEAD NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO PULL SOMETHIN STUPID LIKE THAT AND SHOW YOUR ASS DUMBASS!!!! and he just laughs with a hideous laugh like a clown, i mean this cop was pissed his face was red and he could barely breathe cause he was so mad! anyways out of nowhere his blue lights turn off and he pulls a half donut and stares at my buddy and says "Y'all get the FUCK outa my county" and he just dipped!!! right at 12:00 A.M. what kind of luck is that, id be sittin in jail he got away with racing and running WTF!! he could barely move cause he didnt know what to take of it and i just looked at him and say APRIL FOOLS BITCH! NOW GET THE HELL OUTA MY SEAT! and i revoked his privelages.<see the period thought yall might get a kick out of this, if you treat my car like shit your gonna get punked and scared to death for your license and jail time, then i dont let you drive ever again! that cop was burl, he could make a grown bear cry just by starin at it and makin his vanes pop out and his face turn red. LMFAO....:jest: |
I Hate You Matt>>> |
Awesome!!! |
Originally Posted by CNVRTmyZ APRIL FOOLS BITCH! NOW GET THE HELL OUTA MY SEAT! http://www.rolltideta.com/images/officespace.jpg |
Originally Posted by RollTideTA Shit no man, I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man. http://www.rolltideta.com/images/officespace.jpg |
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