New ricer move? Civic Si Turbo pretends to want to race.
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New ricer move? Civic Si Turbo pretends to want to race.
Driving along a 3 lane street yesterday (in the right lane), I see a black Civic Si coupe with ricer bodywork in my mirror, weaving his way through the traffic.
He gets behind me at a light and it's the typical rice punk driver at the wheel.
Once the light turns green he persists to nudge his way past the car next to him so he can get next to me.
He finally achieves his goal, gets to the center lane, throws me a rev (I hear the turbo spool) and paces my car for a couple of seconds.
Just when I decide to put him away, he swerves into the left turn lane at an intersection we are coming up on, and hits the brakes to turn left (and proceeds to turn left!).
What was that all about? Why must ricers do such things?Got me all worked up for a run and then -runs away!
Where's that de-ricer bottle you guys sent me!
He gets behind me at a light and it's the typical rice punk driver at the wheel.
Once the light turns green he persists to nudge his way past the car next to him so he can get next to me.
He finally achieves his goal, gets to the center lane, throws me a rev (I hear the turbo spool) and paces my car for a couple of seconds.
Just when I decide to put him away, he swerves into the left turn lane at an intersection we are coming up on, and hits the brakes to turn left (and proceeds to turn left!).
What was that all about? Why must ricers do such things?Got me all worked up for a run and then -runs away!
Where's that de-ricer bottle you guys sent me!
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I dont know maybe he saw a cop and he's on the run so he ran away. Or maybe he remembered he had something important to do and had just remembered. It's anyone's guess. Later.
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I dont know maybe he saw a cop and he's on the run so he ran away. Or maybe he remembered he had something important to do and had just remembered. It's anyone's guess. Later.
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The guy obviously had a reason for turning away. What it is/was, I do not know. Anyhow, just venting. All the guy succeeded in doing was reinforcing the ricer stereotype.
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the de-ricer spray!! here u go buddy!!!
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well when you make up excuses all the time, you just kind of let it out. Bullitt has diarrhea of the mouth. . . . . . Every time it opens up **** comes out!!
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AAAAAHHHHHHH! I HATE RICE!! It reminds me of the time I was in my camaro with some friends, and a maxima 2 lanes over wanted to run. We were both sitting at the light. I did not hear the quiet peice of crap. Anyway, he takes off and I finally realize what happened. I floor it and a f*ckin trail blazer pulls right out in front of me. I had to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting him. I got in the middle lane to catch up. I end up passing him on the freeway going 70 mph, and I throw him a rev. Of course he sit ther like a dumbf*ck, and then does a RICER FLYBY when I am getting off the freeway!!!!!
Sorry for the long post, BUT RICE IS
Sorry for the long post, BUT RICE IS
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Some rice is easy to laugh off, but most of it makes me furious. I had a problem with a kid a few months back over the summer. He drove a Sentra SE-R witht he worst fart exhaust ever. He used to tell my best friend's girlfriend that "automatics are slow. anybody who drives an auto is either a bitch or a ***." in those exact words. The best part was, he was the worst stick driver ever. The kid stalled more than a beginner, and he'd been driving stick for like 5 months. My best friend's girl (who is friends with him for some crazy reason) said he used to have to recite to himself the steps of shifting... "Clutch, shift" lmao. What a tool. I challenged him to a race for 50 bucks, I told him I'd show him how slow my automatic was, but he declined. Instead, he told me "I've got a friend with an 8-second Acura TL Type S that will **** all over you." Right. Ricers **** me off.
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... "I've got a friend with an 8-second Acura TL Type S that will **** all over you." Right. Ricers **** me off.
I don't even mess around with ricers. They aren't worth the gas money. They'll throw a rev at a stop light and I'll crank the window down and ask them..."Are you ******* serious?" and just drive away casually. Hey, I'm a Mustang owner. I might as well play the ******** roll right?
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[/quote] They'll throw a rev at a stop light and I'll crank the window down and ask them..."Are you ******* serious?" and just drive away casually. Hey, I'm a Mustang owner. I might as well play the ******** roll right?
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LMAO
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I'll crank the window down and ask them..."Are you ******* serious?" and just drive away casually. Hey, I'm a Mustang owner. I might as well play the ******** roll right?
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Re: New ricer move? Civic Si Turbo pretends to want to race.
If your going to play that role, teach bullitt how to somewhat do it right! or you could start with the first step, how to talk ****!
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I don't even mess around with ricers. They aren't worth the gas money. They'll throw a rev at a stop light and I'll crank the window down and ask them..."Are you ******* serious?" and just drive away casually. Hey, I'm a Mustang owner. I might as well play the ******** roll right?
I must use that one!
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I hate ricers so bad I think they give a bad name! Even the flamers must pick on them. Every time I see one I'm firmly convinced we live in the "Decline of the West." I'd rather my daughter go to work in a strip club than have a son who was a Rice-Boy!