Mustangs are gay, especially cobras.....
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Mustangs are gay, especially cobras..... So that this thread doesnt get locked down right off the bat I will tell a street racing story.
Once upon a time I was driving down the highway in my baby cammed, bolt on Z28 when a big mean cobra came up hissing at me. I was trying to decide if I should cry or poop, or do both when it hit me.....I can bitchslap him.
So I drop to 3rd gear from a 65 roll, he does the same. 3 honks and we are off, with the cobra staying neck and neck with the blower just screaming for dear life. But the ole baby dick cammed catfish was having none of that whining ****, and decided to push on out a carlength and hold it til the top of fourth.
Baby cammed LS1 > Full bolt on 03 Cobra
Now that I fulfilled my requirement to post in here, on to the fun stuff. Mustangs are gay. I would rather be known as the mullet king of the trailer park than be known as a 16 year old prom queen!
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Once upon a time I was driving down the highway in my baby cammed, bolt on Z28 when a big mean cobra came up hissing at me. I was trying to decide if I should cry or poop, or do both when it hit me.....I can bitchslap him.
So I drop to 3rd gear from a 65 roll, he does the same. 3 honks and we are off, with the cobra staying neck and neck with the blower just screaming for dear life. But the ole baby dick cammed catfish was having none of that whining ****, and decided to push on out a carlength and hold it til the top of fourth.
Baby cammed LS1 > Full bolt on 03 Cobra
Now that I fulfilled my requirement to post in here, on to the fun stuff. Mustangs are gay. I would rather be known as the mullet king of the trailer park than be known as a 16 year old prom queen!
Love,
GTO Jimmy
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[quote=texas heat;13261700]so that this thread doesnt get locked down right off the bat i will tell a street racing story.
Once upon a time i was driving down the highway in my baby cammed, bolt on z28 when a big mean cobra came up hissing at me. I was trying to decide if i should cry or poop, or do both when it hit me.....i can bitchslap him.
So i drop to 3rd gear from a 65 roll, he does the same. 3 honks and we are off, with the cobra staying neck and neck with the blower just screaming for dear life. But the ole baby dick cammed catfish was having none of that whining ****, and decided to push on out a carlength and hold it til the top of fourth.
Baby cammed ls1 > full bolt on 03 cobra
now that i fulfilled my requirement to post in here, on to the fun stuff. Mustangs are gay. I would rather be known as the mullet king of the trailer park than be known as a 16 year old prom queen!
Love,
gto jimmy[/
thats a good race wish i was an m6
Once upon a time i was driving down the highway in my baby cammed, bolt on z28 when a big mean cobra came up hissing at me. I was trying to decide if i should cry or poop, or do both when it hit me.....i can bitchslap him.
So i drop to 3rd gear from a 65 roll, he does the same. 3 honks and we are off, with the cobra staying neck and neck with the blower just screaming for dear life. But the ole baby dick cammed catfish was having none of that whining ****, and decided to push on out a carlength and hold it til the top of fourth.
Baby cammed ls1 > full bolt on 03 cobra
now that i fulfilled my requirement to post in here, on to the fun stuff. Mustangs are gay. I would rather be known as the mullet king of the trailer park than be known as a 16 year old prom queen!
Love,
gto jimmy[/
thats a good race wish i was an m6
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[QUOTE=mikemunoz;13261711] Not gunna lie, if the bottle had been filled it would not have been a good race lol. I would of hosed him down with no remorse.
so that this thread doesnt get locked down right off the bat i will tell a street racing story.
Once upon a time i was driving down the highway in my baby cammed, bolt on z28 when a big mean cobra came up hissing at me. I was trying to decide if i should cry or poop, or do both when it hit me.....i can bitchslap him.
So i drop to 3rd gear from a 65 roll, he does the same. 3 honks and we are off, with the cobra staying neck and neck with the blower just screaming for dear life. But the ole baby dick cammed catfish was having none of that whining ****, and decided to push on out a carlength and hold it til the top of fourth.
Baby cammed ls1 > full bolt on 03 cobra
now that i fulfilled my requirement to post in here, on to the fun stuff. Mustangs are gay. I would rather be known as the mullet king of the trailer park than be known as a 16 year old prom queen!
Love,
gto jimmy[/
thats a good race wish i was an m6
Once upon a time i was driving down the highway in my baby cammed, bolt on z28 when a big mean cobra came up hissing at me. I was trying to decide if i should cry or poop, or do both when it hit me.....i can bitchslap him.
So i drop to 3rd gear from a 65 roll, he does the same. 3 honks and we are off, with the cobra staying neck and neck with the blower just screaming for dear life. But the ole baby dick cammed catfish was having none of that whining ****, and decided to push on out a carlength and hold it til the top of fourth.
Baby cammed ls1 > full bolt on 03 cobra
now that i fulfilled my requirement to post in here, on to the fun stuff. Mustangs are gay. I would rather be known as the mullet king of the trailer park than be known as a 16 year old prom queen!
Love,
gto jimmy[/
thats a good race wish i was an m6
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