zamboxl

iTrader: (1)

so last night i get off the highway and i ligned up at the light with this cayene i look over and i see the old man driving the car he looks over at me then we looked away. For a moment there i thought there was gona be no magic, no magical moment. Then the light turns green and man was i wrong there was magic, lol he jumped the gun the porsche jump forward and i thought to my self o yes god damnit yes. he got the jump on me but a second into first gear and i was closing the small gap already. I had some wheel hope of the line damn crappy S FL roads 2nd came around and my lane merged into his with me already in front of him. I thought to myself man that was way to eassy i was even wandering if he had let off after the initial jump, but then i looked up the specs and the base cayene only has like 270 or 280 hp thats just gay.

and now i will use a tried and proven formula to descrive the race

me= +
cayene= *

=
*
=
---*
---=
----*
--------=
-----*
i kinda let of the gas when i got infront of him to make him take my somewhat rich running, untune exhaust, that and to give him hope of taking me so i could stomp all over his *** again but he was to smart. When we got to the next light he made a right he said something out the window and i think he gave me thums up but iam not to sure, and thats about it.


ps: o and i have a 2000 t/a with about 355- 360 at the wheels

METALBEAST

iTrader: (1)

Like your illustrations. Good kill

zamboxl

iTrader: (1)

thanks and bottoms up

it was more like a raping, torturing, and then killing but hey is all good. lol

WS-Sick

Good kill. I thought you are the + and not the = . Just messing with you.

zamboxl

iTrader: (1)

yea well here is back at you thast what you get for hitting me with a stick

slayerjsh

You beat a 6 cylinder Cayenne...Big frigging deal! That thing is a total dog, hell even the 8 cylinder Cayenne S 340 hp is a dog 0-60 and quarter mile. The 400+ hp Cayenne Turbo only does like 5.6 of 5.7 0-60. Why don't you go race a Prius and come back and give us a long story on how you tortured that while your at it.

Velocity

Be quiet.

zamboxl

iTrader: (1)

dude if you would have bothered to read the whole post you would know i din't know that the cayene only had like 270 hp till this morning when i looked it up on yahoo actually JUST READ THE POST OVER AGAIN. and quit wasting my time.

zamboxl

iTrader: (1)

thank you thank you very much

02PHOENIX

is more like it. And where is your kill posted???
*whistle* Penalty on gayer, err, slayerjsh. Flaming on first. Kill awarded to zamboxl. Continue thread. *starts clock*

I read your first post/thread. Everyone greets you all nice and then you wanna flame on your next post in someone else's thread. Who the hell are you to flame someone without being provoked?
My suggestion read more, then reread (since you have a hard time picking up on things), then post. Save your matches.

TA TED

Look here , run down to Home Depot, buy a pressure washer, and rinse the **** stained sand out of your vagina... ********. Good kill zamboxl, don't let colon riders like this ruin your fun.

zamboxl

iTrader: (1)

and if i did go tortured a prius everyone here would get a kick out of it and have a good laugh cause is always fun to tortured dumn asses in gay little cars, that try to race you the porsche jumped on me i din't do anithing till he went for it.




hey all thanks for the support

zamboxl

iTrader: (1)

couldnt have said it better

ps: those comercials are pretty cool i think is about time bud brought back the frogs and the lizards and the feret those where cool.

WhiteTXMach

Seriously though, you beat a non turbo base Cayenne with a 350-360 rwhp LS1........................not something really worth posting is it?

zamboxl

iTrader: (1)

yea you right but like i said like 20 times already( and i am not being condosending in any way what so ever)

i din't know that the cayene was such a whimpy little thing till this morning. it wasn't something very impresing but it did get a good thread going and kept me entertained at work along with a few other readerds and isn't that what this really is all about sharing stories and passing the time.

xxtinktFormula

good kill, dude

02PHOENIX

Not really worth posting a worthless post like this ^^^in a worthless thread, now is it? If the thread doesn't interest you, don't post!

Zamboxl probably thougth that all porsches were fast.
Just like everyone knows every black guy likes the look of 20's on 70's cutlass, hip hop, and chicken.

luvmeZ28

iTrader: (3)

wow, you beat a turd of a cayenne. dont those things only have like 270 hp?




just messing with you man. i CAN read. and way to go slayerjsh, flaming when you have less than 5 posts! i guess youre gonna be our little flamer huh?

but seriously, good job showing some dork in an uglified POS that thought he had something, that he really just wasted his money.

Sport Side

iTrader: (6)

Ok, its not like he went revin at the cayenne and raped it and posted.

I thought it was a good story. The guy "tries" to race you by getting the jump and you tear him up.

good kill, and back off everyone. geez

SouthFL.02.SS

Good kill! This is, afterall the street racing and kills section isn't it?
Congrats, many here are equal opportunity racers -if it revs at you, it goes down.