Yeah, my car's stock...
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Yeah, my car's stock...
LMAO!
Some people will just never know...
So, Turbo 396 LT1 powered 240 on dope, sitting on the trailer in front of my house to go to Nissan and have the steering rack re-aligned (got a friend there that sets tolerances to 0° for me) and this kid in a 02 V6 mustang pulls up and gets out of his car to ask what's done on the car.
him: Dude, sick 240 you got man!
me: eh, it's ok.
him: nah man, that thing's gotta be like mad fast!
me: can't be, it's too stock to be fast.
him: no way man, I bet it's got like nos and ****.
me: nah. Naws is for weeners.
I climb up into the truck and pull off.
At a light on the feeder of I-10 I hear him coming up behind me. Typical ricer fashion, high RPM in a low gear for no reason other than making noise. He pulls up next to me at the light and starts revving it up to launch.
Bing, green light.
My little 04 Titan quad cab begins walking away from his little mustang while dragging the race car along behind.
Jeebus, you'd think ricers would stick to Hondas, but noooo. They gotta go buy V6 mustangs to annoy you with. What I wanna know is, whay would a stock Nissan 240sx be sitting on 28x12.50 ET drags, and have an on/off switch in the middle of the license plate? LMAO, dumb people entertain me.
Some people will just never know...
So, Turbo 396 LT1 powered 240 on dope, sitting on the trailer in front of my house to go to Nissan and have the steering rack re-aligned (got a friend there that sets tolerances to 0° for me) and this kid in a 02 V6 mustang pulls up and gets out of his car to ask what's done on the car.
him: Dude, sick 240 you got man!
me: eh, it's ok.
him: nah man, that thing's gotta be like mad fast!
me: can't be, it's too stock to be fast.
him: no way man, I bet it's got like nos and ****.
me: nah. Naws is for weeners.
I climb up into the truck and pull off.
At a light on the feeder of I-10 I hear him coming up behind me. Typical ricer fashion, high RPM in a low gear for no reason other than making noise. He pulls up next to me at the light and starts revving it up to launch.
Bing, green light.
My little 04 Titan quad cab begins walking away from his little mustang while dragging the race car along behind.
Jeebus, you'd think ricers would stick to Hondas, but noooo. They gotta go buy V6 mustangs to annoy you with. What I wanna know is, whay would a stock Nissan 240sx be sitting on 28x12.50 ET drags, and have an on/off switch in the middle of the license plate? LMAO, dumb people entertain me.
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thats halarious
me and 4 of my buddies were going to the track in my moms truck
96 chevy extended cab w/ vortec 350, towing my 4 wheeler trailer with my 4 wheeler on it. we raced a girl in a v6 mustang (bodystyle right before the 99's). we were dead even from about 65-80, then she started to creep away from us. it was so damn funny. 5 fat guys, 4 wheeler, trailer, and big truck vs. mustang!! the ole 255hp just wasnt quite enough to pull it off.
guy at my girlfriends school has one of those titans that he thinks is a BEAST, he put GLASSPACKS on it the other day. sounds like dammit on a stick.
me and 4 of my buddies were going to the track in my moms truck
96 chevy extended cab w/ vortec 350, towing my 4 wheeler trailer with my 4 wheeler on it. we raced a girl in a v6 mustang (bodystyle right before the 99's). we were dead even from about 65-80, then she started to creep away from us. it was so damn funny. 5 fat guys, 4 wheeler, trailer, and big truck vs. mustang!! the ole 255hp just wasnt quite enough to pull it off.
guy at my girlfriends school has one of those titans that he thinks is a BEAST, he put GLASSPACKS on it the other day. sounds like dammit on a stick.
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Originally Posted by BigBronco
hey Chris,
THAT THING GOTTA HEMI?!?!?!?!?
/redneck voice
seriously though, are you going to bring that to Thunder? At least bring it by the shop, let us take a look at it man!
THAT THING GOTTA HEMI?!?!?!?!?
/redneck voice
seriously though, are you going to bring that to Thunder? At least bring it by the shop, let us take a look at it man!
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Originally Posted by BigBronco
hey Chris,
THAT THING GOTTA HEMI?!?!?!?!?
/redneck voice
THAT THING GOTTA HEMI?!?!?!?!?
/redneck voice
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Originally Posted by Aries
dunno...
only did 106 in the 1/8th, so maybe not
only did 106 in the 1/8th, so maybe not
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Originally Posted by unit213
I'll believe it when I see a timeslip. I remember the last time you posted Aries. Majorly
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Gotta love the drama in Street Racing, every other section lacks it.
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Originally Posted by unit213
I'll believe it when I see a timeslip. I remember the last time you posted Aries. Majorly
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Aries is this the "new" setup you are always talking about? Anway, funny story...
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Originally Posted by MillaTK
hehe... uh oh... here we go... Instigator...
Aries is this the "new" setup you are always talking about? Anway, funny story...
Aries is this the "new" setup you are always talking about? Anway, funny story...
HPE's S cam and all.
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Originally Posted by Aries
yeah, this is the new setup.
HPE's S cam and all.
HPE's S cam and all.
he is not lying about that. had to load everything up in his truck and exchanged a few words with Chris (Aries) when he was at the shop