Just wasted a porsche 911 S
11-11-2005, 05:49 PM
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Just wasted a porsche 911 S I,ve been here looking around while my neighbor 3 houses down keeps peeling out in front of my house. For 30 mins this lil **** comes by reving up dumping the clutch and taking off. I have had enough!
I went out started the bird, let it warm up and waited for his return.
10 mins has passed and no sign, just my luck the guy gave up, there will be tomorrow. ( as he has done this every evening since he bought it Monday) As I get out of the car I hear him comming. I hop back in start it up and release the door.Garage door opens fully about the time he rolls in front of my house.
I roll on to the end of the drive as he sits there, as I approach the final 10 feet he revs up, and slings out sideways and takes off.
I pull out as to give chase, however just cruise about 45. I live out in the country, way out in the country. One part of the road has my fields on both sides no houses, straight for over 3/4 of a mile just a few hills.
I wait on the break of the knoll as he comes back. He pulls up and asks "What you doing with that Dinosaur out?" "Its getting cool better put it back up before it dies out like the rest of those old birds"
Ok ***, spin your little wind and go around here so i can Burn ya and go back home. This is where he proceeds to tell me "Wrong son, this is a Porsche turbo 450 horse, the best performaning car in the world." WTF? Did they brain wash his dumbass or what? Who the hell talks like this?
So Einstien here tells me he will spot me one car, wouldn't have it any other way. Whatever! I say 3 count? He tells me to "Just go I'll catch you"
So I warm the tires stall up to 3000 Arm the first stage, stomp it pull away I see his tire smoke, car rips second hits the second stage and is gone hes on the first dip in the road i have passed it climbed the hill and am now on my way back down. he catches up "oh you surprised me i thought you were trying to burn your tires and you car couldn't do it, all it was doing was revving." Yeah way to go dumb *** its a stall converter.
"Well you have slicks on so we need a roll race and a 3 count!"
That sounds fair lets do it. So we go from a 35 mph roll. I pull up to first and roll with him. Those cars must have so gear because that thing was whining like crazy at 35. He beeps onnce twice nails it and beeps three. He pulls a whooping 3 feet before getting dusted. I keep it nailed to rub it in let off and pull in my drive. He comes up, "take those slicks off, thats not fair!" I just laugh, It's gotta suck to loose to a dino don't it?
I put my car back in the garage and hes here talking to me about how unfair it is for me to have slicks and bla bla bla Will you not STFU? Dude you want to know whats unfair you car cost twice as much as mine and lost, tell me about fair, you don't have cup holders.
He laughs half as much my car was 104k. damit I had enough, I shut my garage door on him and tell him to take golden brick home i've had enough whipping hi *** for tonight.
I can look out my window now as i'm writting this he is in drive washing it looking over here. Its like 45*, some people man, whoop tee doo, you have a better job and more expensive car than I do. point is you got burned. Sorry for the rant this doushe has been doing this for 5 days now
I went out started the bird, let it warm up and waited for his return.
10 mins has passed and no sign, just my luck the guy gave up, there will be tomorrow. ( as he has done this every evening since he bought it Monday) As I get out of the car I hear him comming. I hop back in start it up and release the door.Garage door opens fully about the time he rolls in front of my house.
I roll on to the end of the drive as he sits there, as I approach the final 10 feet he revs up, and slings out sideways and takes off.
I pull out as to give chase, however just cruise about 45. I live out in the country, way out in the country. One part of the road has my fields on both sides no houses, straight for over 3/4 of a mile just a few hills.
I wait on the break of the knoll as he comes back. He pulls up and asks "What you doing with that Dinosaur out?" "Its getting cool better put it back up before it dies out like the rest of those old birds"
Ok ***, spin your little wind and go around here so i can Burn ya and go back home. This is where he proceeds to tell me "Wrong son, this is a Porsche turbo 450 horse, the best performaning car in the world." WTF? Did they brain wash his dumbass or what? Who the hell talks like this?
So Einstien here tells me he will spot me one car, wouldn't have it any other way. Whatever! I say 3 count? He tells me to "Just go I'll catch you"
So I warm the tires stall up to 3000 Arm the first stage, stomp it pull away I see his tire smoke, car rips second hits the second stage and is gone hes on the first dip in the road i have passed it climbed the hill and am now on my way back down. he catches up "oh you surprised me i thought you were trying to burn your tires and you car couldn't do it, all it was doing was revving." Yeah way to go dumb *** its a stall converter.
"Well you have slicks on so we need a roll race and a 3 count!"
That sounds fair lets do it. So we go from a 35 mph roll. I pull up to first and roll with him. Those cars must have so gear because that thing was whining like crazy at 35. He beeps onnce twice nails it and beeps three. He pulls a whooping 3 feet before getting dusted. I keep it nailed to rub it in let off and pull in my drive. He comes up, "take those slicks off, thats not fair!" I just laugh, It's gotta suck to loose to a dino don't it?
I put my car back in the garage and hes here talking to me about how unfair it is for me to have slicks and bla bla bla Will you not STFU? Dude you want to know whats unfair you car cost twice as much as mine and lost, tell me about fair, you don't have cup holders.
He laughs half as much my car was 104k. damit I had enough, I shut my garage door on him and tell him to take golden brick home i've had enough whipping hi *** for tonight.
I can look out my window now as i'm writting this he is in drive washing it looking over here. Its like 45*, some people man, whoop tee doo, you have a better job and more expensive car than I do. point is you got burned. Sorry for the rant this doushe has been doing this for 5 days now
11-11-2005, 08:17 PM
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You were very patient IMO. If some dumb **** says that my car is a dinosaur I would inmediatley proceed to run him over, place my back wheels over his lame butt and do the sickest burnout of my life. After this i would happily clean all his **** off my car whistling dixie.....but then again thats just me....
11-11-2005, 08:19 PM
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I wonder...the Lingenfilther corvette...fastest production car in the world...still a 2 valve pushrod...the Hennessy 1200 Viper....you guessed it...2V pushrod....Damnit, they are outdated!!!! WHY ARE THEY SO FAST?!!? Surely the DOHC VVT VTEC turbo techno mobile should be faster??!?
Way to kill a jackass, good kill.
Way to kill a jackass, good kill.
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11-11-2005, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Stanger88
I wonder...the Lingenfilther corvette...fastest production car in the world
11-11-2005, 08:27 PM
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Good kill! He must feel like **** being dusted like that. You should take you DR's off and race him again and dust him and see what he says, btw what mods do you have to dust him like that?
11-12-2005, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Ouchburns
Good kill! He must feel like **** being dusted like that. You should take you DR's off and race him again and dust him and see what he says, btw what mods do you have to dust him like that?
I went out and looked it don't have the S like I thought its just a Turbo. Its tyhen deals sticker on the back rear. Even if it was slower than the other Porsche's i shut him up.
11-17-2005, 06:22 AM
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there is also a 911 turbo s which is 05 turbo...........its basicaly a 03-04 turbo with the x50 package. 455 hp. good kill either way they move out nicely
11-17-2005, 06:56 AM
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for a bit of controversy 
When was it productin, didn't they build only one or so.
and it along with the Hennessy are NOT really production cars, as they are modified versions of some one elses car. GM Chevy make Corvettes and Dodge make the Viper. NO ONE ELSE.
Feeling insecure or something, need a bit of a ego boost, lol.
Remember the Porsche is OLDER than the Fbody in many ways. As the Porsche is still using the same basic setup as the original which is based on the VW as used in Word War II
Since when has a Porsche boxer 6 had VVT and VTEC??? 
no really 
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Originally Posted by Stanger88
I wonder...the Lingenfilther corvette...fastest production car in the world
and it along with the Hennessy are NOT really production cars, as they are modified versions of some one elses car. GM Chevy make Corvettes and Dodge make the Viper. NO ONE ELSE.
Originally Posted by Stanger88
...still a 2 valve pushrod...the Hennessy 1200 Viper....you guessed it...2V pushrod....Damnit, they are outdated!!!!
Remember the Porsche is OLDER than the Fbody in many ways. As the Porsche is still using the same basic setup as the original which is based on the VW as used in Word War II
Originally Posted by Stanger88
WHY ARE THEY SO FAST?!!? Surely the DOHC VVT VTEC turbo techno mobile should be faster??!?
no really j/k Last edited by 300bhp/ton; 11-17-2005 at 07:53 AM.
11-17-2005, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by 300bhp/ton
Since when has a Porsche boxer 6 had VVT and VTEC??? no really j/k
no really j/kWell the 996 turbo does use variable cam timing and variable rate lifters
ala vario cam plus. Cam timing is varied and valve lift is varied depending on engine demand. Not vtec but the same concept
also a morern porsche has as much in common with a ww2 vw as a 4th gen fbody has with a ww2 era chevrolet, the engine is in the same place and it has 4 tires besides that its completly diffrent car
11-17-2005, 01:47 PM
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Nice kill. Dinosaur?? That's the first time I've ever heard someone call an f-body a dino. If that's the case, your's is a t-rex and he is a chimpanzee.
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