Boxster????? C'mon ....
 

This Porsche Boxster followS me through town last night and pulls up beside me at a traffic light. I start to pull out when the light turns green and he purges his little nitrous kit. I thought it was the Volkswagon Jetta behind him until he does it again. I thought, 'NO WAY!'

Waaaay! He follows me out the 4-lane and about a mile out, I turn around to come back towards town and this idiot turns with me and tries to come up beside me. I accelerate but not too hard and I pull on him. His halogen lights start coming up in my rearview really quick. He's giving it all it's got, so, I stomp the livin' shit out of my accelerator. The guy fell back soooo far ... soooo fast ... it was absolutely hilarious! Kinda' felt sorry for him.

I slowed to about 40 mph to let him catch up and the slower I got, the slower he got. He finally turned the other way ... guess he was too embarrassed to face me at the next redlight. He purged so many times fucking with me in town, he probably purged hisself right out of juice ... LOL!!!! :jest:

perfect don´t let little Porsches arguvate you

a kid aat my hishschool has one and thinks its the faster car in the parking lot just becuase its a porche... stupid people

I think they look cool as hell, just too slow.

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My father has one and like to take the twisties fast and have a car no one else has where he lives. other than that he does not care. Nice car for what it is but to race an LS1... c'mon.




Jack

one of buddy's dad's has a boxter and he thought it was faster than fast (probly b/c it was a porche) so i took him for a ride in my bone stock 98 t/a and he said my car had about twice the torque of the box,, and it was def faster. i hope boxter owners don't buy them for their performance b/c they're def overpriced if that's their perk.

LS1 cars are already torque monsters anyway IMHO. I told my buddy at work (who owns a Boxster) about the Boxster guy that sprayed me. My friend bought his as a single guy who wanted an intermediary luxury/sports care for his strained budget and not for the speed or power ... more for picking up chicks. He laughed when I told him about the Boxster guy who tried to hurt my Trans Am with the nitrous hit he did on me.