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Old 03-10-2009, 10:54 PM
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Default Chunk Norris turns 69 today
Just had to mention it. Let the Chuck Norris Quotes begin
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:59 PM
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"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."
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his that old i thought he was younger
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Originally Posted by cabesas
his that old i thought he was younger
Its simple. Chuck Norris doesn't age
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"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."
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Chuck Norris didn't turn 69, 69 turned Chuck Norris.
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Originally Posted by Morbid
Chuck Norris didn't turn 69, 69 turned Chuck Norris.
nice. i bet he loves all those jokes about how much of a badass he is lol.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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LOL, ******* great, i had no idea he was that old, but hell, he is one of the many folks alive today that was in a movie with Bruce Lee.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on he turns the darkness off.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd, cause nobody fools chuck norris
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more *********?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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If you come home and find Chuck Norris in Bed with your wife the best thing for you to do is standby with a glass of water just in case the MotherFu**er gets thirsty

They say Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer the only problem is Chuck Norris doesnt cry
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Chuck Norris doesn't own a watch. HE decides what time it is.


Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He lays still and pushes the world away.
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Chuck Norris is going to come into this thread and kick the OP's *** for titling it Chunk Norris
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hfw4IQ19Rk

The Legend of Chuck Norris
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Originally Posted by ZONES89RS
LOL, ******* great, i had no idea he was that old, but hell, he is one of the many folks alive today that was in a movie with Bruce Lee.
Enter the Dragon, one of the BEST martial arts movie of all time!
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Originally Posted by rooster99ss
Chuck Norris is going to come into this thread and kick the OP's *** for titling it Chunk Norris
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