What the Houston Texans have taught us
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What the Houston Texans have taught us Q. How do the Texans count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Texans & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!
Q. How do you keep a Texan out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Texas in case of a tornado?
A. To Reliant Stadium - there's never a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Texan with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Austin have a professional football team?
A. Because Houston would want one
Q. What's the difference between the Texans and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Texans does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows!
Q. What do the Texans and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
-Mike
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Texans & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!
Q. How do you keep a Texan out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Texas in case of a tornado?
A. To Reliant Stadium - there's never a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Texan with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Austin have a professional football team?
A. Because Houston would want one
Q. What's the difference between the Texans and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Texans does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows!
Q. What do the Texans and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
-Mike
....a thief....hilarious 
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