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I guess it is cheaper to rent...v. Paul McCartney

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Old 05-24-2008, 10:14 AM   #1
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Default I guess it is cheaper to rent...v. Paul McCartney

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?


Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
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excellent post.... will read again!
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It's always been cheaper to rent than to buy, but buying sometimes has its advantages. Like when you find a good one, you know it's not going to be renting itself out to other guys on the side. Plus by the time you add on all the additional rental fees (cleaning, cooking, laundry, paying bills, watching your wild kids, etc), it's pretty much a wash.
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That's a mighty expensive cup of Tea to go with those crumpets. The Britains will never see things the way we see it. And you forgot the other option, he could have had FOUR women over at the same time for each night at that price!
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LMAO thats a good one.
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how the **** does a court decide that she deserves almost $27k for every day she spent with him? how about $0 and she goes on with her whorish life.
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sometimes its cheaper to keep her...
but not in this case!!!
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A miner in a gold mine fell into a machine and had to be rushed to the hospital. After hours of surgery the doctors determined he would make a full recovery, but they had to amputate one of his legs just above the knee.

As he awoke, the miner asked what happened. The doctors explained that he had been in an accident at work, and that he would live, but they had to remove one of his legs.

Upon hearing this, the miner started to cry. He had been a miner his whole life and knew no other way. He was heartbroken.

"Who on Earth would want a one-legged gold digger?!" he lamented.

Just then, from behind the curtain, someone heard Paul McCartney's voice say, "I do!"

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