Camaro Vs Ex Wife!!!
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Camaro-----Wife
Stomp the gas = 50 ft. of rubber-----Stomp the gas = skidmarks
Pulls 0.8g's in the slalom----Pulls a g to go shopping
Looks like a drag racer-----Looks like a drag queen
New car smell-----Old brawd smell
Cleans up nicely-----Doesn't clean ****
Weighs 2 tons-----Weighs 2 bills
Stomp the gas = 50 ft. of rubber-----Stomp the gas = skidmarks
Pulls 0.8g's in the slalom----Pulls a g to go shopping
Looks like a drag racer-----Looks like a drag queen
New car smell-----Old brawd smell
Cleans up nicely-----Doesn't clean ****
Weighs 2 tons-----Weighs 2 bills