Joke for the day
12-18-2008, 05:00 PM
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Joke for the day A family goes Christmas shopping at the mall. The little boy sees an OU hat and likes it. He puts the hat on and tells the sister that he really likes the hat and wants one for Christmas. The sister whacks him in the head and says "We're Horns. You can't have an OU hat. Go see your mother".
The boy goes to see his mother and tells her that he really likes the OU hat and wants it for Christmas. The mother whacks him in the head and says "We're Horns. You can't have an OU hat. Go see your father".
The boy goes to see his father and tells him that he really likes the OU hat and wants it for Christmas. The father goes ballistic. He whacks the kid and whacks the kid. He curses him over and over again. Finally he grabs the hat from the boys head and throws it in the trash.
As they are driving home from the mall, the father asks the boy if he learned anything today. The boy replies "Yes". "What did you learn?" asks the father. "Well" said the boy, "I've only been a Sooner fan for an hour and I already hate you Texas bastards!!"
The boy goes to see his mother and tells her that he really likes the OU hat and wants it for Christmas. The mother whacks him in the head and says "We're Horns. You can't have an OU hat. Go see your father".
The boy goes to see his father and tells him that he really likes the OU hat and wants it for Christmas. The father goes ballistic. He whacks the kid and whacks the kid. He curses him over and over again. Finally he grabs the hat from the boys head and throws it in the trash.
As they are driving home from the mall, the father asks the boy if he learned anything today. The boy replies "Yes". "What did you learn?" asks the father. "Well" said the boy, "I've only been a Sooner fan for an hour and I already hate you Texas bastards!!"
