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Old 06-26-2009, 02:40 AM
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Due to the fact that Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.


Micheal Jackson, dead at 50. Reported as a heart attack, but it was food poisoning - he ate an 8 yr old weenie.
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Old 06-26-2009, 02:48 AM
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daaaaaaammmnnnnnnn
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Old 06-26-2009, 03:08 AM
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LOL! I knew the MJ jokes were a-comin' ..
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MJ was over at K-Mart the other day. He heard boys pants were half-off.
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?




It's gonna take a while for me to get hard, I just got laid!
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