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Old 10-06-2011, 03:59 PM
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Wise Rabbi.

A woman goes to see her Rabbi and asks, Isaac and Samuel are both in love with me, who will be the lucky one?

The wise old Rabbi answers, Isaac will marry you. Samuel will be the lucky one.


ENGLISH LESSON

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that is easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

However, there is a difference. When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are --- COMPLETELY FINISHED!
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Haha you always seem to have plenty of funny jokes! Keep'em coming!




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