Street Racing & Kill Stories - 98 stock Trans Am beats bike, almost arrested. No vid sry

So, I was on break for work and I decided to go home just down the road. I was at a light behind someone when I pulled up, there was a bike, he would not detour his glance from my car. So, I thought I would see if he would bite, as soon as the light turned green, the car in front leaped ahead of the pack and as soon as I turned lanes and was on the open stretch? Here he is. right on my ass in his bike. (Not sure, looked like a 600 or higher) GAME ON, I punch it, Mind you, I have just upgraded my suspension to an all adjustable Umi Torque arm, re locator bracket, LCA's and panhard bar. with my used but new posi 3:42 gears. inculuding LTH's and an intake box. All stock, whooped this bikers ass. He was on my ass and the next thing I se was him flooring his bike 4-5 car behind with his head lowered and I'm sure he was full throttle like I was. When I cut off I blew past a unmarked police car and turned right in front of them to allow the bike to "Ricer fly by" me so he was safe but we both noticed the unmarked Police car, No rims or hub caps, cage in the back, female cop with a WTF face in the car.(I have a 8500 x50 Passport on board, she was not radaring) So me and the bike took the first exit we could of the HWY, When I was in the turn lane she slowed down on the 55 mph road to a 20mph crawl to write down my tag number and now there are cops everywhere I go. My car must be hot.... again in this town. dammit it was worth dusting that bike though muahahaha. I have respect for bikes though. My friend has a turbo 1000 Gixxer and I hope he never gets into a bad position, thus I got over to let the biker go by.

Have fun and stay safe and if your racing down the HWY, have a radar detector. If she would have pulled me over I would be all over that female ass about why she pulled me over. C'YA

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Lth, intake box, and suspension mods DO NOT qualify your car as stock pal!

Good job beating a scooter.

Good job beating a scooter.
this made me lol

Good job beating a scooter.

:werd: I raced my buddy on his 600 GSXR, I think its a 2005 model. Raced him from a dig to 100mph, man that shit wasn't even funny. I launched damn hard out of the hole and got the jump on him to about 15-20mph, then he just flew by me like I was standing still. By 100 when I let off he had several bus lenghts on me. This was in a 1999 Z28, stalled auto, lid, catback, 3.73 gears. This car had cut a best et of 12.88@108mph on some slicks. Hell even old ass sport bikes from the 1980's would spank my ass in that car.

I beat a BMW S1000 RR in my toyota the other day, but I don't come on here making threads about it

I beat a BMW S1000 RR in my toyota the other day, but I don't come on here making threads about it

:jest: right

That was me on the bike. 2007 600 and I was all out from first gear until you let off to let me do a ricer flyby. Your stock Fbody is just hella fast.

that was me on the bike. 2007 600 and i was all out from first gear until you let off to let me do a ricer flyby. Your stock fbody is just hella fast.

lmao!!!

OP if she had your tag you would have been arrested/ticketed by now.

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SO wait? you're pissed because she wrote down your tag? and there's cops everywhere?

you should be fucking happy that she didn't haul your ass off to the slammer.

Bolton Fbody beating "600 or higher" bikes? lol... Keep dreaming.

OP you are clueless about cars and bikes aren't you? Here's a hint: put the purchase price of your car back into it in mods, and you MIGHT be able to hang with a old 600cc sport bike. That's assuming you go for only the smartest go fast mods which would be assuming you were a experienced car crafter who knew what did and didn't work which obviously you aren't...

Please do us all a favor and go back to school, learn proper grammar so we can understand your stupid postings, then start modding and working on your own car so that you learn a solid appreciation for what it is currently capable of, what it takes to go appreciably faster, and what your competition is (just a hunch, but I think bikes are NOT every going to be your competition).

OP, do you have any idea how many vehicles that trap south of 90mph in the quarter that i have lost to in races...simply because i was not racing them. Maybe the guy on the bike thought your car sounded cool so he paced u to listen to it. Not sure if you have ever raced anything that traps 20mph more or less then you. But if you have, you would know that this is not a legit outcome. Unless of course your raced an old 500cc touring bike. In that case, this is fully believable

OP, do you have any idea how many vehicles that trap south of 90mph in the quarter that i have lost to in races...simply because i was not racing them. Maybe the guy on the bike thought your car sounded cool so he paced u to listen to it. Not sure if you have ever raced anything that traps 20mph more or less then you. But if you have, you would know that this is not a legit outcome. Unless of course your raced an old 500cc touring bike. In that case, this is fully believable

Already established OP raced a scooter.

Scooter ...ftw...LMFAO...

i have to be honest here, there have been times that i have beaten a ...woman with a stroller...a mini-van with a soccer mom sticker on the back (heard that stickers are worth at least 50whp), my friend's moped and best of all a great dane running down the street from a tree lo less...so stop hating, it is possible..

What is it with all these new guys making up stories about racing shit that's 10 times faster than them?

Hey op would you mind going to the Smack Down thread to provide us with some much needed entertainment?

What is it with all these new guys making up stories about racing shit that's 10 times faster than them?

Hey op would you mind going to the Smack Down thread to provide us with some much needed entertainment?

No kidding dude.

You aren't walking a bike... and definitely not by 4-5 cars. LOL
Bikes and cars are rarely on the same playing field.

And in this case... well... I'm sure you got the point with the million other posts above mine.

Have fun and stay safe and if your racing down the HWY, have a radar detector. If she would have pulled me over I would be all over that female ass about why she pulled me over. C'YA

You do know that most all law enforcement have ways of raping you with tickets regardless if they have radar running, correct?

I mean right off the bat I come up with reckless endangerment, entering into speed contest, expedition of speed, just to name a few.

Congrats on the kill, but try to refrain from doing these things on streets with others around. Draws less attention for later runs. :) If there are other cars or traffic, save the A$$ whooping for later.

I don't see what the big deal is, a 600 is a good race, I have beaten a good number of them.... ohh wait...

i have to be honest here, there have been times that i have beaten a ...woman with a stroller...a mini-van with a soccer mom sticker on the back (heard that stickers are worth at least 50whp), my friend's moped and best of all a great dane running down the street from a tree lo less...so stop hating, it is possible..

I dont wanna run this mini van around my town. She has like 6-7 stickers of her "stick figure family" on the back. That thing has to be pushing 3-400 over stock. True sleeper right there.....

Either a terrible rider or not a 600+cc bike made in the last 15+ years.

Shit happens.

I hate to say it but I agree with Stoppy.

OP shouldn't post while on the snow.

You do know that most all law enforcement have ways of raping you with tickets regardless if they have radar running, correct?

I mean right off the bat I come up with reckless endangerment, entering into speed contest, expedition of speed, just to name a few.

Congrats on the kill, but try to refrain from doing these things on streets with others around. Draws less attention for later runs. :) If there are other cars or traffic, save the A$$ whooping for later.

depending on speed, reckless driving, careless driving too.

OPs catching a ton of shit for his ignorance about bikes.

Yes any modern 600 will demolish a 108 trapping car by many bus-lengths, but it won't do it in 6th gear with a fat guy on it sitting up like a sail in the wind.

Evangto87 pulled a few lengths on a GSX-R750 in a 120 trapping car. Then he raced my bike which makes about the same power and lost by multiple bus-lengths (obviously).

Put enough of a clown on a bike and a slow car (no offense OP) will beat it...not saying it's a victory worth bragging about, but it happens.

I'm going to pick a fight with every 1000cc bike i randomly run into on the street. I bet within the first 3 that will race i beat one on a 750.

Muahahaha, the thread, IT LIVES

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Muahahaha, the thread, IT LIVES

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Is that Gene Wilder from Young Frankenstien????? Absolutely epic movie right there . . .

...there was a bike, he would not detour his glance from my car.

awww, love at first sight.

the car in front leaped ahead of the pack

so where's this guy in the race?

Here he is. right on my ass in his bike.

yup, love

(Not sure, looked like a 600 or higher)

Are you sure it wasn't an .88 Magnum that shoots through schools?

Mind you, I have just upgraded my suspension to an all adjustable Umi Torque arm, re locator bracket, LCA's and panhard bar. with my used but new posi 3:42 gears. inculuding LTH's and an intake box. All stock,

"Stock" is the first word that comes to mind when I read this laundry list.

He was on my ass and the next thing I se was him flooring his bike 4-5 car behind with his head lowered and I'm sure he was full throttle like I was.

So, lemme get this straig... um, correctly. You are mashing your chariot to the floor, in traffic, and have enough spare cycles in your brain box to notice this guy has his bike floored?

Impressive. I'm usually too busy looking for cops and dodging old ladies in the crosswalk.

When I cut off I blew past a unmarked police car and turned right in front of them to allow the bike to "Ricer fly by" me

blew by the cop and turning in front of said cop normally don't go together unless you're driving a shifter kart or Indy car, but hey, I won't punch holes in the plot. You seem to be enjoying yourself.

so he was safe but we both noticed the unmarked Police car, No rims or hub caps, cage in the back, female cop with a WTF face in the car.(I have a 8500 x50 Passport on board, she was not radaring)

...and what about getting shot with a laser from behind?

So me and the bike took the first exit we could of the HWY, When I was in the turn lane she slowed down on the 55 mph road to a 20mph crawl to write down my tag number and now there are cops everywhere I go.

trying to envision this... nope, not working. A police radio is so much more efficient than writing down a plate while on the highway.

My car must be hot....

No, it's your stunning good looks.

I have respect for bikes though. My friend has a turbo 1000 Gixxer and I hope he never gets into a bad position, thus I got over to let the biker go by.

Turbo Gixxer?

If she would have pulled me over I would be all over that female ass about why she pulled me over. C'YA

I'm sure that would be entertaining for observers. Do it next time

So, am I alone in thinking we're getting played here?

SABASTIAN458 1981TA...lolololololol....this is why i would rather read all those entertaining comments on this forum then watch t.v....i laugh more here, then anywhere else...and SABASTIAN458 ...don't worry i won't send that mini-van to your area...lolololol...

still waiting on : v6 stock firebird beats VEYRON SS...

OPs catching a ton of shit for his ignorance about bikes.

Yes any modern 600 will demolish a 108 trapping car by many bus-lengths, but it won't do it in 6th gear with a fat guy on it sitting up like a sail in the wind.

Evangto87 pulled a few lengths on a GSX-R750 in a 120 trapping car. Then he raced my bike which makes about the same power and lost by multiple bus-lengths (obviously).

Put enough of a clown on a bike and a slow car (no offense OP) will beat it...not saying it's a victory worth bragging about, but it happens.

I'm going to pick a fight with every 1000cc bike i randomly run into on the street. I bet within the first 3 that will race i beat one on a 750.

are you trying to say a fat fuck on a 750 cant beat a near stock f body while sitting straight up like theres a pole up his ass? lol. maybe if were talking about speeds in excess of 140mph, but by then the race is long over. for the most part the only way bikes lose to street cars is when you start reaching 170+mph if the car has the balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8cM8LACZRc

thats my car vs a friends GTR, a 10 second car. and i raced that same car with my gsxr on friday night and put 1-2 BIKE lengths on it up to 250kmh/145mph? thus you can get an idea how bad my far from stock f body loses to my 750.

are you trying to say a fat fuck on a 750 cant beat a near stock f body while sitting straight up like theres a pole up his ass? lol.

I already made my point, i don't think it needs more explanation.

And your 750 won't do 180mph, bro.