DAIWOO on da JUICE (lol)
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DAIWOO on da JUICE (lol)
Hey all, this was pretty funny.
so last night I am coming home, moseying down street road minding MOB, listening to some mogwai, when this shitty little daiwoo car pulls up REAL fast next to me, and toots (I am guessing, I dunno about nitrous much yet) his purge valve. Got little jets of spray coming out of right around where his windshield washers should be but in the middle, and shooting the wrong way. So I am thinking to myself WTF a SPRAYED DAIWOO??? We finally got to a light (good timing I might add, thanks Bensalem DOT) , and for whatever reason the kid wouldnt look over, so I just assumed he wanted to go.
Anyway the light goes, and I didnt hit the throttle yet, wasnt going to waste my gas if he wasnt going, but sure enough a second later I can hear his car whining and screaming and **** like it was some four stroke lawnmower, and he pulls out maybe a half car on me, as I am rolling slowly into first, so I bumped up to MAYBE half throttle and slaughtered his ***. It was unbelievable. I get the STUPIDEST races of all time. how embarassing.
Little navy blue daiwoo with nitrous, thats unbefuckinlievable.
so last night I am coming home, moseying down street road minding MOB, listening to some mogwai, when this shitty little daiwoo car pulls up REAL fast next to me, and toots (I am guessing, I dunno about nitrous much yet) his purge valve. Got little jets of spray coming out of right around where his windshield washers should be but in the middle, and shooting the wrong way. So I am thinking to myself WTF a SPRAYED DAIWOO??? We finally got to a light (good timing I might add, thanks Bensalem DOT) , and for whatever reason the kid wouldnt look over, so I just assumed he wanted to go.
Anyway the light goes, and I didnt hit the throttle yet, wasnt going to waste my gas if he wasnt going, but sure enough a second later I can hear his car whining and screaming and **** like it was some four stroke lawnmower, and he pulls out maybe a half car on me, as I am rolling slowly into first, so I bumped up to MAYBE half throttle and slaughtered his ***. It was unbelievable. I get the STUPIDEST races of all time. how embarassing.
Little navy blue daiwoo with nitrous, thats unbefuckinlievable.
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great, u went half throttle, now some *** is gonna run around thinking he almost took an fbody with his daewoo. be a man and lay ur foot down on that ****** pedal. ive seen my friend do the half gas thing to many times, and ppl end up talking **** aboout how they almost won.
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Originally Posted by deetsnai
great, u went half throttle, now some *** is gonna run around thinking he almost took an fbody with his daewoo. be a man and lay ur foot down on that ****** pedal. ive seen my friend do the half gas thing to many times, and ppl end up talking **** aboout how they almost won.
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Originally Posted by deetsnai
great, u went half throttle, now some *** is gonna run around thinking he almost took an fbody with his daewoo. be a man and lay ur foot down on that ****** pedal. ive seen my friend do the half gas thing to many times, and ppl end up talking **** aboout how they almost won.
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Originally Posted by TA TED
You got lucky. Daewoo's are not to be fucked with
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Originally Posted by Skarecrow
True that, well... if you're on your 10-speed maybe. You just wait till my huffy gets nitrous tho! Plus I'm lookin into getting a huge aluminum wing coming off the back of the seat to give me more downforce (also to use to push the bike home when I get tired), and I'm gonna get me a kickass Exhaust kit (which for some reason looks like a baseball card you put inbetween the spokes). Watch out yo.
Don't forget to add some stickers, and possibly a neon light kit in the spokes
Shane