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Old 12-11-2005, 03:13 PM
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How do you hook a 30 yard kick 20 yards to the left. They must have told Brown to miss on purpose so they can get the number one pick next year.
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Originally Posted by DopeFedZ
How do you hook a 30 yard kick 20 yards to the left. They must have told Brown to miss on purpose so they can get the number one pick next year.

yessir thats the plan
Old 12-11-2005, 03:46 PM
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On purpose of course!!!
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that was terrible
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Yikes! That was prety embarassing!

So much for Texas having 2 football teams..........Well 2 competitive football teams
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what else can you expect? we need to trade everyone and get matt leinart and reggie bush....those are the only two guys you need
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The Houston Texans: Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory on a weekly basis!


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Old 12-12-2005, 07:03 AM
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The Texans Are Still Playing????? Lol!!!!!!!!
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Hell, they should really just change all the coaches and trade all their picks for an offensive line and some defensive players. Then go for skill players later. Bush will be good no matter what, but no QB will survive there.
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Here's what my to-do list would look like.

1. Texans #1 draft - Reggie Bush
2. Texans 2nd draft - Star college offensive lineman
3. Texans trade Reggie Bush for Pro-Bowl offensive lineman and another A-rated receiver or A-rated defensive back.
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didnt watch the game yesterday, i was stuck at work.... but how many times was Car sacked..... my guess.... 7 times??!?!? lol
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I don't want them to win any games now. Lets secure the draft instead
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Carr wouldn't be sacked so much if he had more than 2 seconds before the pocket collapses.

When in the hell are the defensive backs going to learn to wrap a guy up? They think a "tackle" is leaning forward and ramming their left or right shoulder-pad into the offensive player's thigh. Here's an idea. USE YOUR ******* ARMS AND HANDS! It's not soccer! Watching the Texans defensive backs is like watching a bowling match. They're the pins, just in case that wasn't obvious enough.
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Originally Posted by ross87t
Carr wouldn't be sacked so much if he had more than 2 seconds before the pocket collapses.

When in the hell are the defensive backs going to learn to wrap a guy up? They think a "tackle" is leaning forward and ramming their left or right shoulder-pad into the offensive player's thigh. Here's an idea. USE YOUR ******* ARMS AND HANDS! It's not soccer! Watching the Texans defensive backs is like watching a bowling match. They're the pins, just in case that wasn't obvious enough.



That is soooooooo true and funny at the same time.

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At least the Texans are winnin at somethin(Losing)
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Originally Posted by ross87t
Here's what my to-do list would look like.

1. Texans #1 draft - Reggie Bush
2. Texans 2nd draft - Star college offensive lineman
3. Texans trade Reggie Bush for Pro-Bowl offensive lineman and another A-rated receiver or A-rated defensive back.

That's a plan. Add "to Dallas" to that #3 though

Actually, I'd take the following if...

Reggie Bush in Dallas, Seattle after Alexander leaves, Denver (oh man...Bush in Denver = 2200 rushing yards his rookie year), or New England (not gonna happen). I really just want to see him go crazy in the NFL right away.
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Originally Posted by RyanJ
That's a plan. Add "to Dallas" to that #3 though

Actually, I'd take the following if...

Reggie Bush in Dallas, Seattle after Alexander leaves, Denver (oh man...Bush in Denver = 2200 rushing yards his rookie year), or New England (not gonna happen). I really just want to see him go crazy in the NFL right away.

as nice as it would be to see a bunch of his highlights....it's not going to happen, he can't carry the full load as running back.
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Originally Posted by DopeFedZ
How do you hook a 30 yard kick 20 yards to the left. They must have told Brown to miss on purpose so they can get the number one pick next year.
Dunno... ask KC's kicker after the Dallas game
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Originally Posted by l Powered by Hellraiser l
as nice as it would be to see a bunch of his highlights....it's not going to happen, he can't carry the full load as running back.
I think he can. HE didnt have to in college.

Bush trained with LDT over the offseason and will again this year I'm sure. LDT carries the load for SD, why not Bush?
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Originally Posted by RyanJ
I think he can. HE didnt have to in college.

Bush trained with LDT over the offseason and will again this year I'm sure. LDT carries the load for SD, why not Bush?
Well LT carried the load for TCU and was good.. people were suprised when he made it in the NFL, now Bush has never had to carry the load so it will take a lot more adapting and maybe a little more weight. We'll see tho, I hope he does good cause I love seeing his highlights..even tho I do go to UT



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