Western Members - Anyone Got Ketchup?

Here's my story: Early this month I got my 2002 a4 coupe back from the shop, heads, cam, exhaust, t/c, gears, the whole thing. Thing is, I still had my Borla straight pipe so the car sounded like an NHRA funnycar. Not exagerating, this thing was crazy loud. Imagine, long tubes with a high compression h/c combo... deafening. Because of this I tried not to turn the car on in the mornings. I'd usually wait for the afternoons on weekends, but this last weekend I had recieved my new cat-back system. (Hooker exhaust from Autozone for $365, great buy!) I had to use my friends lift to put the mufflers on but the only window we had to do it was Saturday at 6am. So, saturday morning before 6am I had to start the car and take it in. Well, I guess that pissed one of my neighbors off. Sunday morning I turn the car on and I noticed it was very quiet but I thought it was just the mufflers. I go to my wifes car for something and I noticed something moving inside my muffler through the tips. It almost looked like butterfly valves from a distance so I said "no way, those mufflers dont have that." I looked closer and WTF!! Someone put potatoes in my exhaust! Luckily they were kind of loose and didnt cause any damage. Freakin bastards! I was pissed, I revved the $hit out the car so they would know that I found them and drove away. Now my car is definetely in the garage everynight no matter how late I come home. So, now I got 4 extra potatoes, anyone have some ketchup?

I suggest a long and cloudy burnout across your whole street...:D at 2:30 AM

rev your engine all the time now and whoever complains first fuck their shit up cuz they're prolly the ones who put the potatos there.

Since the pussy fucked with your car, I'm imagining he won't confront you. What a fucking vagina, fucking with another man's auto, what a cunt.

The fag probably went and told his wife what he did and said "guess what I did" and she replied "you're a fucking cunt".

I agree with the above posts, you gotta start some mayhem in the morning.

i would invest in a potato gun, then leave ur car out one night, drink a bunch of redbulls and post up.

post ur neighboors address or pm me...

:secret2: i'll assist

post ur neighboors address or pm me...

:secret2: i'll assist

We will ALL assist...:lol: hmmm I wonder how my car will sound like with open header..:secret2:

maybe we should organize a 2 am open header contest at natie's house, ill bring my buddys blown big block 56. and "forget" to put the cut outs back on.

lol damn! seriously ill rev my shit up every night and morning just to piss them off...hey did u run this saturday at fontona?

are u sure your "friends" didnt put it in there when you were installing it

maybe we should organize a 2 am open header contest at natie's house, ill bring my buddys blown big block 56. and "forget" to put the cut outs back on.

Sounds like a plan!!! I'm down.

Where are you? I'm down for the open header party. I get off work at 11pm lol

i can go open cutout....

i can go open cutout....

But S4 are quiet even with cut out...:lol:

But S4 are quiet even with cut out...:lol:


lmao!

^^^ LOL.

Hey Caliboy if you want that thing to go FAST, and i mean sleeper low 11 on street tire fast PM me and i'll hook you up with one of my boys. He has a S4 that is nasty fast on pump gas.

^^^ LOL.

Hey Caliboy if you want that thing to go FAST, and i mean sleeper low 11 on street tire fast PM me and i'll hook you up with one of my boys. He has a S4 that is nasty fast on pump gas.

i would but i am only planning on keepin it 6-8 months and then invest in a BMW E46 M3

Could make that fast too. LOL. I know another dude out here that has his running high 11's on nittos. (for CHEAP)

i would but i am only planning on keepin it 6-8 months and then invest in a BMW E46 M3

sorry but S4>M3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW5-Yv1G_JU :lol:

sorry but S4>M3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW5-Yv1G_JU :lol:

did u see the video and listen to it??

M3 > S4

More Fun :D

did u see the video and listen to it??
M3 > S4

More Fun :D

No...:lol: I just posted the video cuz I like that show...

maybe we should organize a 2 am open header contest at natie's house, ill bring my buddys blown big block 56. and "forget" to put the cut outs back on.

You know what guys, if one more thing like that happens, I might call you guys on it. 2am header contest and free beer to participants!:cheers:

so when are going to do WOT revs at your house bro

LOL, We'll see. If those fools try something again then its on!

You know what guys, if one more thing like that happens, I might call you guys on it. 2am header contest and free beer to participants!:cheers:


THIS IS A FUCKEN SETUP, HE'S TRYING TO GET US ON DISTURBING THE PEACE AND A DUI!!!!


lol :jest: :chug:

That will be messed up if Im not even home that night.:D But Im not like that, someone messes with my car or house their getting it! It'll be like Smokey and the Bandit when all his friends block the roads for the cops... just a lot louder. LOL:devil: