Little Humor...0-200 in 4 Seconds...
07-26-2005, 09:01 PM
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Little Humor...0-200 in 4 Seconds... The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look !" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services are pending.
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I don't usually post these, but this cracked me up and I thought you guys would like it!
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look !" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services are pending.
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I don't usually post these, but this cracked me up and I thought you guys would like it!
07-26-2005, 10:02 PM
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Dear Diary,
Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind....But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.... Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid... So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and I have not heard back...Guess I won that stupid argument...
Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind....But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.... Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid... So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and I have not heard back...Guess I won that stupid argument...
07-27-2005, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by dogtag
Dear Diary,
Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind....But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.... Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid... So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and I have not heard back...Guess I won that stupid argument...
Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind....But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.... Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid... So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and I have not heard back...Guess I won that stupid argument...