Another one that got me laughing...
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Another one that got me laughing... The Miracle of Toilet Paper
fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try
anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a
period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think
rubbing a
piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts
larger over the years?
Without missing a beat, he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man.
fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try
anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a
period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think
rubbing a
piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts
larger over the years?
Without missing a beat, he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man.
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Originally Posted by 1BAD95Z
What are 3 words that you really don't want to hear while making love?
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Honey, I'm home!
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Honey, I'm home!
