screamnbird01

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ill just give the run down on what happened and what all ive tryed ...

went out to start my car, first time trying... it started, ran for like 3 seconds then died.. at first it jumped to 1100 rpms then dropped to like 300 before dieing..
second time trying.. jumped to 1600 rpms then dropped to 500 rpms and died , once again only stayed running for about 3 seconds..

third time trying ... nothing, would not turn over or anything!!

Ive checked all fuses, in car and under hood
ive checked all relays under hood
ive checked all fluids
disconnected battery.. re-connected
checked all connections to the maf sensor,tps
tested starter
tested battery

Now the kicker.. my dam alarm will not shut off ...

cannot disable my car alarm to start the car. if i put the key in the ignition it sets alarm.. if i open door it sets alarm.. if i dissconnect battery as soon as i reconnect it sets off.. security light constantly flashs

im stumped off my ***! any ideas??