Let me see all my Tennesseans
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08-29-2006, 08:34 PM
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GOT TO LOVE TENNESSEE
A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do ya know when you're stayin' in a Tennessee hotel?
When ya call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can ya tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did'ja hear they've raised the minimum drinkin' age in Tennessee to
32?
Seems they wanna keep alcohol outta high schools.
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What do ya call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee.
If it'd been invented anywhere else, it would'a been called a teeth brush.
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A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did ya hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof...up in flames and he hadn't even finished colorin' one of 'em.
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A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?'
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, lookin' very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
"The man says,"I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do ya know when you're stayin' in a Tennessee hotel?
When ya call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can ya tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did'ja hear they've raised the minimum drinkin' age in Tennessee to
32?
Seems they wanna keep alcohol outta high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do ya call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?
Documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee.
If it'd been invented anywhere else, it would'a been called a teeth brush.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did ya hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof...up in flames and he hadn't even finished colorin' one of 'em.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL cousins.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?'
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, lookin' very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
"The man says,"I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
08-30-2006, 08:31 PM
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Thats pretty funny, Ive been on vacation to your home town every summer since I was born. Theres plenty of wt there too, but thats what I like. Mullet watching is one of my favorite activities.
08-31-2006, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by WhosNXT
Thats pretty funny, Ive been on vacation to your home town every summer since I was born. Theres plenty of wt there too, but thats what I like. Mullet watching is one of my favorite activities.
This isn't my home town...In my Home town, it's Ape Watching.
