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Old 01-30-2011, 08:54 PM
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Default E39 540i loses to 88 Ram (Yup, that BMW guy again) **vids**

So yeah, some of you may remember this Brock character from a recent thread (https://ls1tech.com/forums/street-ra...lly-quick.html) or my original thread from back this summer (https://ls1tech.com/forums/street-ra...-bmw-vids.html). Well, he was back at it again. He offered to race a 400+awhp Eclipse for $5,000 + titles. Well, tonight that didn't happen, but a friend wanted to race anything to we called up Brock, the BMW guy.

88 Ram- LS1, headers, exhaust, CAI, 4L60
540i- intake, glasspack, 5 speed

First race was from 0-60 for whatever reason??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0FsMAIoVbo


2nd run- Ram lets off at 80ish with no 3rd gear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFcKJcFWleU


3rd run- Ram lets off at 80ish with no 3rd gear, BMW gets slight hit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe2azSHcbAo


Funny thing about that first run. That was supposed to be the "money run" but Brock (who wanted to bet $5,000 + titles in that other race) could only fork up $10 for this race. I got to hold the money, wooohooo! A different friend told him he wanted a $250, but Brock said he'd have to wait a while to get that kind of money. One of his friend's was worried about me taking off the the whopping $20 purse when me & a friend said we'd go down to the 1/8th to watch the mid way point. Kid is a glutton for punishment.
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First reply!

Wow that is pathetic... sounds like a pretty sweet Ram though. Anymore details on it?
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I need to link the owner to this thread. He's a member here. Basically it's just what I said, he pulled the 440 for an LS1, slapped a few bolt-ons on and there ya go. I'll get a track vid of it.
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Actually went slower with slicks I think, which it's wearing in this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8ne1EVt_zY

Don't think that's the best pass either...
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$10.
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Originally Posted by LT/LS Guy
$10.
And he was saying he wanted to bet $5,000 + titles earlier this week.

One of his friend's started jumping around and yelling **** about the money race, and I said if anyone cares about losing $10 they can go ask their mom for it back. Then the kid starts yelling that I need to shut up and don't talk about his mom. My one friend, who just wanted to hit anyone pretty much, steps up and stands in front of the kid. Kid yelled out something about he better hit him but then he ended up shutting up pretty quick. His friend's all said he has little man syndrome. Since these kids are kinda crazy, that same friend was using his C&C, so we all just laughed about them wanting to start ****...not that we'd need it by any means.
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Sounds like you were in the company of clowns that night. Would have loved to been there. lol
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Originally Posted by LT/LS Guy
Sounds like you were in the company of clowns that night. Would have loved to been there. lol
Yeah, it was pretty damn funny. His friends all go to the local giant moronic-ricer hangout/racespot, so they think they are real racers. They never seem to understand why we go out to the middle of nowhere to race. They all think they know everything about cars and drive racecars, but my car would obliterate every car in their crew......




........because none of them could break out of the 14s............




..........if they could afford to race at the track.
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Originally Posted by WSsick
Yeah, it was pretty damn funny. His friends all go to the local giant moronic-ricer hangout/racespot, so they think they are real racers. They never seem to understand why we go out to the middle of nowhere to race. They all think they know everything about cars and drive racecars, but my car would obliterate every car in their crew......




........because none of them could break out of the 14s............




..........if they could afford to race at the track.
Bottom 14's in that Ram eh? I'd love to have a toy like that to just screw around with, must be fun!

I guess a 14 second 540i would feel like a king if it hung around 17 second ricers all the time...
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Hey man, they have some solid 14 second cars. 2v vert GT, GTP, and other slow cars. Badazz crew yo.
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Originally Posted by WSsick
His friends all go to the local giant moronic-ricer hangout/racespot, so they think they are real racers. They never seem to understand why we go out to the middle of nowhere to race. They all think they know everything about cars and drive racecars, but my car would obliterate every car in their crew......




........because none of them could break out of the 14s............




..........if they could afford to race at the track.
Sounds like downtown Des Moines. I remember when I got a group of about 10 f-body guys to the bridge where it is all Honda/Acura guys and they all looked perplexed/starting talking smack

Afford to race at the track? $20 to race at CFR and maybe a tank of gas on the way up? Lol so $60 tops? Really?
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lol typical douche bag bmw owner
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Originally Posted by WSsick
Hey man, they have some solid 14 second cars. 2v vert GT, GTP, and other slow cars. Badazz crew yo.
Everything they have "gets down" bruh. Hella fast n' **** yo. Don't ***** wit dem n' ****. Ya digg? It's sad they can't drive, have slow *** cars and, talk so much ****.
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Originally Posted by m3srt
lol typical douche bag bmw owner
Hey, well yeah, most are douche bags
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Originally Posted by Stocker94z
Everything they have "gets down" bruh. Hella fast n' **** yo. Don't ***** wit dem n' ****. Ya digg? It's sad they can't drive, have slow *** cars and, talk so much ****.
One of them is apparently buying (well, probably his parents buying him) an LT1, which happened to belong to my friend years ago. So I guess that's a step in the right direction...

Someone asked me,
dude-"hey you got that blue Camaro right?"
me-"uh yeah"
dude-"***** fast"
me- *LOL* then turn away


Did you ever find that video?
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Originally Posted by WSsick
One of his friend's was worried about me taking off the the whopping $20 purse when me & a friend said we'd go down to the 1/8th to watch the mid way point.
Why does he hold the money?

Cause he's too slow to get away with it...

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Hell, i was just in your area this weekend. Next time im up there, ill look around for a douche **** in a black bimmer. Ive seen that dodge too. I live in the area around where he lives. Its a sweet truck. Hes got a nice camaro too.
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Brad's Camaro is stock.

He moved recently, forgot where, but it's even further than Washington or wherever he used to live. Definitely a sweet truck though, he's thinking about a cam.
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Damn that guy sure as hell aint' no vegetarian with all the crow that he keeps eating! Ask him if it tastes like chicken next time you beat him.. I mean "see him". This thread better blow up!
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lol, he must have cried himself to sleep after this loss.

By now, how has he not realized that he is way too slow to talk trash? Easy to bet $5K when you don't have $20. lol


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