Chuck Norris.
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This thread is full of win, because Chucks name is mentioned.
Chuck Norris will never use a straw.
The Stig is actually Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard is made of carbon fibers
Chuck Norris will never use a straw.
The Stig is actually Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard is made of carbon fibers
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Chuck Norris visited the Lincoln Memorial and Abe Lincoln offered him his seat.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet who can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror on a black cat under a ladder on Friday the 13th. He won the lottery that day.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris's PC will crash.
Objects in Chuck Norris's rearview mirror appear at their correct distances.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet who can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror on a black cat under a ladder on Friday the 13th. He won the lottery that day.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris's PC will crash.
Objects in Chuck Norris's rearview mirror appear at their correct distances.
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Ill play. Chuck Norris does not need a ribbed condum, his ***** is lined with knuckles.
Once a month Chuck Norris has sex with every woman in the world, as a result they bleed for a week. lol
Once a month Chuck Norris has sex with every woman in the world, as a result they bleed for a week. lol