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Old 09-08-2011, 11:14 AM   #41
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:09 PM   #42
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This thread is full of win, because Chucks name is mentioned.
Chuck Norris will never use a straw.
The Stig is actually Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard is made of carbon fibers
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:35 PM   #43
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Chuck Norris can speak braille

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now known as the Islands
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Another Funny one for you magic nerds lol.
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Old 09-08-2011, 02:27 PM   #45
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As much as I hate racial jokes, the last one made me bust out laughing in the middle of class!!
chuck norris punched them in the face, giving them black eyes. hence, "black eyed peas". he did not make them black lol
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Old 09-08-2011, 04:20 PM   #46
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Even the Lord does not say Chuck Norris' name in vain.
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Old 09-08-2011, 04:25 PM   #47
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Old 09-08-2011, 07:20 PM   #48
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Chuck Norris CAN eat just on Lay's potato chip.

If this one doesn't already exist, I take credit for making it up...until/unless Chuck Norris objects.

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Old 09-08-2011, 07:39 PM   #49
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Someone posted that one Ross. Chuck Norris is now standing behind you.
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you can't put ***** on a pedestal. manny pacquiao said he got this!
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Someone posted that one Ross. Chuck Norris is now standing behind you.

Damn it!

I thought I smelled adult diapers...I'm dead.
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some etch their name in the snow by peeing. Chuck Norris etches his name in concrete.
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Chuck Norris is not a keyboard warrior. He prefers to kill you with the mouse instead.
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When Chuck Norris bangs your mom, you die. It's science.
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Chuck Norris visited the Lincoln Memorial and Abe Lincoln offered him his seat.

Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet who can kick you in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris once broke a mirror on a black cat under a ladder on Friday the 13th. He won the lottery that day.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris's PC will crash.

Objects in Chuck Norris's rearview mirror appear at their correct distances.
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Chuck Norris took and drank the beer from the Most Interesting Man in the World.
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Chuck Norris once lit a fart while camping in the Sahara forest.
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There are no such things as shooting stars. It's just victims of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick burning up in the atmosphere.
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Ill play. Chuck Norris does not need a ribbed condum, his ***** is lined with knuckles.

Once a month Chuck Norris has sex with every woman in the world, as a result they bleed for a week. lol
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He once had a awquard moment just to see how it felt.

He once punched a magician. Yah that's right you herd me!

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