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12-01-2011, 08:48 PM

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ahhh, so glad to see this old thread again.

this is some funny ****...

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12-02-2011, 08:00 AM

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Chuckisms never get old!

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12-02-2011, 08:06 AM

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The holes at the knees in Chuck Norris's blue jeans are not from wear and tear. They are from popping boners.

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12-02-2011, 09:31 AM

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The search for WMD's in Iraq ended when they found Chuck Norris in a room. They closed the door and pretended to not find anything.

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12-02-2011, 09:54 AM

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Back in the mid 60's Chuck Norris took a dump in a field in central Florida. 5 years later, Disney World sprouted.

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12-02-2011, 11:28 AM

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Chuck Norris has never punched a time clock. He prefers using a sword.

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12-02-2011, 01:16 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw-up, he throws down!

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