Quick question for u guys that know about drug tests
09-29-2010, 04:58 AM
#44
The detox thing aint no ****. I used to know a guy on parole that smoked every day that could pass a **** test whenever. Because of the detox thing. Sucks, cause they are like $35 I think.
And also interesting fact, they have a nutrition label on the back, and are 1300% DV of Riboflavin. Im wondering if that's what makes you pass. If not, what gives? lol
And also interesting fact, they have a nutrition label on the back, and are 1300% DV of Riboflavin. Im wondering if that's what makes you pass. If not, what gives? lol
09-29-2010, 10:48 AM
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Since this thread started I've taken another drug test for a new job. This one was the most hardcore yet, but I think it's as far as they go unless your in the military, or parole/probation. The lady made me pull everything out of my pockets and set it on the counter in front of her for a second before I could take it back, I could have easily still had **** on me ( and who's to say I didn't
). Then directs me into a bathroom where she pours some weird blue chemical in the toilet water and instructs me not to flush when I'm done. Of course I accidentally flushed by habit as I was walking out and told her. She said if it was a federal job she would have been forced to throw the test out, as it was she let me slide, she then tested the temperature and sent me on my way. I don't think it gets any more intrusive then that. Still don't know what the blue stuff was.
). Then directs me into a bathroom where she pours some weird blue chemical in the toilet water and instructs me not to flush when I'm done. Of course I accidentally flushed by habit as I was walking out and told her. She said if it was a federal job she would have been forced to throw the test out, as it was she let me slide, she then tested the temperature and sent me on my way. I don't think it gets any more intrusive then that. Still don't know what the blue stuff was. 
09-30-2010, 02:17 AM
#48
Be careful drinking alot of water before a test, most tests can detect a high creatnine level (water basically) in your urine. The detox drinks work if you time them properly, but there are other ways to do it that are much more reliable. Im sober now, but I rarely failed a test back while I was using.
10-01-2010, 05:29 AM
#49
Man, jesus. At least you guys get to go in a bathroom by yourself and pee, and don't have another dude staring, and I repeat staring at your dick while you try to **** out a cup. Cause that's what they do in my command in the military.
"I'm at the urinal just waiting for the flow, minding my own business. When, ah, I notice out of my peripheral vision the guy standing next to me was looking straight at my dick. And he's just staring at it like they're old pals. I could practically hear what he was thinking. 'Whoa. That's a nice dick."
Who knows what movie that's from ^^. I prob gave too much of it away. Should be easy.
"I'm at the urinal just waiting for the flow, minding my own business. When, ah, I notice out of my peripheral vision the guy standing next to me was looking straight at my dick. And he's just staring at it like they're old pals. I could practically hear what he was thinking. 'Whoa. That's a nice dick."
Who knows what movie that's from ^^. I prob gave too much of it away. Should be easy.
