ok folks long story knida but I need your help. an EX friend of mine (hes a *****) decided him and his little friends should throw an egg at my car. 1 egg lol, how lame just like his stupid *** but anyhow, and egg is an egg and this means war. I really could care less about my paint sicne its cracked n **** from the wreck but I want to hear yalls opinion on what will really **** up a paintjob.
Im not looking to be out rubbing his car down trying to mess it up, i want quick and effective with little to no hands-on work when he gets a car, but like a gel or whatever we can just squirt on his car with watergun or soemthing of that nature.


any ideas? someone suggested draino and furniture stripper

 

TRY A GUN.

yeah that'll work. a gun!

 

While your at it why don't you ask us how to rob a bank? Just throw an egg back, if you let it escalate its going to go wrong.

 

i know that sucks man , but i would rather you like fist fight him or something...i wouldn't ever want to be in a car war, i would rather have a black eye than my car be messed up any day..ugh i would have to kill someone if they did that to me

 

Brake Fluid... But you didn't hear that from me.

 

oh no, its gonna be a car war, i got a grage i can put the car in, he dont heh heh heh

 

i have the perfect solution! go but a huge thing og balogna and cut it up and put it on the guys hood and by th morning wherever the bologna was it will have eatin rate through the paint! dont ask me how i found this out either

 

ya know ive heard the bologna thing before but enver actually tested it, that would be funny to do it though and cut it out to say hi, im a ****** *****

 

How about you grow up and go beat his ***. Attacting peoples cars is ******* lame highschool ****.

 

Don't fu*k with his car. If you know he did it, then confront him, you doing something to his car is just as bad as him doing something to yours IMO.

Shawn

 

Lacquer thinner/paint thinner works really well. Are you guys like 16 or what? Just beat the crap out of each other and get it over with.

 

how old are you seriousally

 

im far far tos cronnt do much, so since good ol elora is dropping out before she gets kicked out i'll go ahead and let her ****** with him a bit. im sure that will bump him downa few notches getting his *** whooped by a chick

 

lol hes like 15 and im 16, i cant get in trouble for any physical fights anyhow so it works out good for me

 

Peope who mess with my house or car get shot bottom line. My dad done shot one guy and shot at 4 others breaking in our house. I' rather someone do something to me than my property anyday.

 

i hate when people mess with people stuff, if you have a problem with something that someone did take it up with them if he messed with your car, take it up with him, not his car. what happened to being the bigger man anyways. you dont have to respect him but respect his stuff

 

Look, you have some serious choices to make in the beginning, because this issue can unfold in many different ways depending on your present choices...

1) Be childish. Hurt his property. War is on....

2) Question him/his parents (if you have a legitimate claim.) *This would be my choice.

3) Don't do anything. Stay away from him. What's done is done. IF he attacks you again get the police involved.


Be smart ~Joshua

 

fine. his car is saved. now I gotta come up with a good way to trash him. humm maybe the paint thinner and eggs will work on him as good as it does a car...

 

I guess you didn't have time to read my post.

I really like you, but I don't want to hear about you f'in' with someone like that. It's wrong, it would be a shame.

Pretend you're 50 years old right now and you have a lot to lose, be the bigger man. ~Joshua

 

you know what jsh yur right. the police, that would be hillllarious. I think i'll take you up on that advice, thank goodness we got a cop buddy to **** with him for us, im gonna give him a call now.