This makes me sick
amen to that. 
04-08-2008, 11:22 AM
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Its like having a big, manly dog and dressing him up in a princess outfit for Halloween. He just looks at you sad, uncomfortable, and defeated.
There might be a firehawk crying out for help under there.
There might be a firehawk crying out for help under there.
04-08-2008, 08:07 PM
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aw, come on guys. it has its plusses! i mean, look!
the back bumper can double as a step-stool for those hard-to-reach areas when you're waxing the car, or when reaching into the hatchback.
the front bumper has holes that conveniently provide a spot for a few birds or maybe a raccon to build a nest. he's obviously providing homes out of respect for wildlife.
youll gain the respect of your mad-whack-crazy-gangsta-wannabe-piece-of-trash ricer friends.
no one would key your car, out of pity.
the valet guy won't ever go cruise your car in fear of being sighted.
if it gets stolen, it'll be easily identified. um. if it gets stolen. uh. ok.
on that note, the insurance company will cut you a cheap premium.
you can tell people that its a probe with a body kit, and they'll beleive you. easy races.
the front bumper grille area will double as a snowplow for those nasty winter months.
and finally,
Your Homies can sit on the back bumper while you cruise around town. six-person seating. thats two more guns for the drive-by, and you dont even have to roll the bodies out of the car when they get shot.
the back bumper can double as a step-stool for those hard-to-reach areas when you're waxing the car, or when reaching into the hatchback.
the front bumper has holes that conveniently provide a spot for a few birds or maybe a raccon to build a nest. he's obviously providing homes out of respect for wildlife.
youll gain the respect of your mad-whack-crazy-gangsta-wannabe-piece-of-trash ricer friends.
no one would key your car, out of pity.
the valet guy won't ever go cruise your car in fear of being sighted.
if it gets stolen, it'll be easily identified. um. if it gets stolen. uh. ok.
on that note, the insurance company will cut you a cheap premium.
you can tell people that its a probe with a body kit, and they'll beleive you. easy races.
the front bumper grille area will double as a snowplow for those nasty winter months.
and finally,
Your Homies can sit on the back bumper while you cruise around town. six-person seating. thats two more guns for the drive-by, and you dont even have to roll the bodies out of the car when they get shot.
04-08-2008, 11:06 PM
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aw, come on guys. it has its plusses! i mean, look!
the back bumper can double as a step-stool for those hard-to-reach areas when you're waxing the car, or when reaching into the hatchback.
the front bumper has holes that conveniently provide a spot for a few birds or maybe a raccon to build a nest. he's obviously providing homes out of respect for wildlife.
youll gain the respect of your mad-whack-crazy-gangsta-wannabe-piece-of-trash ricer friends.
no one would key your car, out of pity.
the valet guy won't ever go cruise your car in fear of being sighted.
if it gets stolen, it'll be easily identified. um. if it gets stolen. uh. ok.
on that note, the insurance company will cut you a cheap premium.
you can tell people that its a probe with a body kit, and they'll beleive you. easy races.
the front bumper grille area will double as a snowplow for those nasty winter months.
and finally,
Your Homies can sit on the back bumper while you cruise around town. six-person seating. thats two more guns for the drive-by, and you dont even have to roll the bodies out of the car when they get shot.
the back bumper can double as a step-stool for those hard-to-reach areas when you're waxing the car, or when reaching into the hatchback.
the front bumper has holes that conveniently provide a spot for a few birds or maybe a raccon to build a nest. he's obviously providing homes out of respect for wildlife.
youll gain the respect of your mad-whack-crazy-gangsta-wannabe-piece-of-trash ricer friends.
no one would key your car, out of pity.
the valet guy won't ever go cruise your car in fear of being sighted.
if it gets stolen, it'll be easily identified. um. if it gets stolen. uh. ok.
on that note, the insurance company will cut you a cheap premium.
you can tell people that its a probe with a body kit, and they'll beleive you. easy races.
the front bumper grille area will double as a snowplow for those nasty winter months.
and finally,
Your Homies can sit on the back bumper while you cruise around town. six-person seating. thats two more guns for the drive-by, and you dont even have to roll the bodies out of the car when they get shot.
