That pic is BEYOND amazing...

I bet you have a polished condom, don't you?

 

haha, thats pretty good. I wonder if he knows how it looks but he did it for the "corvette owners have small peepee" factor.

 

1 peepee touch!

 

Actually it's made of concrete...it's re-usable it's been passed down through the generations.

The only time my dad didn't wear it is the time he was too drunk to get it out of the pickup truck.... that's how I made it into this world.

My wife doesn't mind.... since it adds more size than my Corvette does.

 

You were supposed to respond with, "UM, whats a condemn?" At least that's my normal response to chicks who ask that question.

But otherwise, A+!

Does your wife have polished finger nails?

 

Here's the deal we have going...

I polish her poon and she polishes my ****.

 

NICE, +100 points for Joshua!

 

Who needs to play Guitar Hero when you can play...

Vagina Hero

 

lmfao.



My vote is for 3" exhaust as well.

...and I have been BETA testing Vagina Hero for years now. Great game,..use plastic sheets though.

 

LOLZ! its gotta be his pipe size....exhaust pipe that is...