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Old Jan 18, 2002 | 10:41 PM
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He should be in the 8s with his quad stage by now, eh? <img src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" border="0" alt="[barf]" /> <img src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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Old Jan 19, 2002 | 07:16 AM
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Well Justin, you have to remember something man. He run's the first 4 seconds of the 1/4 with his auto tranny, and then he swaps to the M6 real quick for his top end charge on the other 4 seconds <img src="gr_images/icons/wink.gif" border="0">

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Old Jan 19, 2002 | 08:24 AM
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He's finishing his newest setup in order to compete in NHRA pro stock this season. He'll be the only guy with less than 500 cid in the field. <img src="gr_grin.gif" border="0"> <img src="gr_tounge.gif" border="0">
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Old Jan 19, 2002 | 11:57 AM
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[quote]Originally posted by Trevor D:
<strong>He's finishing his newest setup in order to compete in NHRA pro stock this season. He'll be the only guy with less than 500 cid in the field. <img src="gr_grin.gif" border="0"> <img src="gr_tounge.gif" border="0"> </strong><hr></blockquote>


Y'all are cute but thats no way to treat a fellow Texican. My current setup seems to be functioning just fine. The TH400 doesn't quite have the same holeshot (gearwise) but the converter/brake more than makes up for it!! <img src="gr_stretch.gif" border="0"> When I finally trek back to the track y'all will be the first to hear!! Thanks for all the support... <img src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="gr_images/icons/wink.gif" border="0">


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Old Jan 19, 2002 | 05:06 PM
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so how does that thing feel crossing at 7300rpm...that is of course if youre using 28" slicks...if you still have 26s on there 7700rpm must come up quick...and you have a hyd cam???? sure <img src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0">

oh and those SSM lift bars! hahaha <img src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old Jan 19, 2002 | 06:32 PM
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Why would you run a 125 dry and 150 wet stage when you have a direct port setup? This guy is a real piece of work.
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Old Jan 20, 2002 | 12:16 AM
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[quote]Originally posted by Juevos:
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Jerry
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Until we see a timeslip or a video I dont think anyone is going to beleive you.
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Old Jan 20, 2002 | 12:48 AM
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About the fastest LS1 car. Even if it were true, you are not the holder of the fastest LS1 powered car. I beleive that a ARE vette just went 9.42@151
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Old Jan 20, 2002 | 01:59 PM
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OMG, he has a total of like 425 horspower in Nitrous. Sorry, but thats ludicrous.
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Old Jan 20, 2002 | 02:49 PM
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It's funny how he never shows back up when people start calling on him. Surely he has at least one timeslip of his almigthy LS1 running 9's??? Hell, if the entire internet were calling me a liar, I sure as hell would fine SOME way to post proof. That is, if it was actually true.... <img src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0">


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Old Jan 21, 2002 | 08:11 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by FlamingTA:
<strong>About the fastest LS1 car. Even if it were true, you are not the holder of the fastest LS1 powered car. I beleive that a ARE vette just went 9.42@151</strong><hr></blockquote>

Actually I am.
http://www.oklahomaoutlawracing.com/...Mode=60&Opt=10
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Old Jan 21, 2002 | 08:16 PM
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1.3x's at Famosa? doesnt that track SUCK ***? we're still gonna need a picture or something. are we to believe that you race with no one else at the track?

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Old Jan 21, 2002 | 08:18 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by The Underdog:
<strong>oh and those SSM lift bars! hahaha <img src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

http://www.southsidemachine.com/gm.shtml
Check the part number #1333. It works fine for cars over 500hp also!
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Old Jan 22, 2002 | 06:43 AM
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[quote]Originally posted by Juevos:
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http://www.southsidemachine.com/gm.shtml
Check the part number #1333. It works fine for cars over 500hp also!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh, they make lift bars! WOW you must have run that 9.3 @ 151 now. With that 475 shot. Sorry please show some hard proof. How hard is it to get a video of an incredible car like your's?
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Old Jan 22, 2002 | 08:39 AM
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Well, I gotta hand it to Juevos (Jerry, right?), he is pretty persistent at his BS.

Should I post the email from the tower operator at the track describing how the story was BS and there was no car matching this one's description at the track the night Juevos claimed he ran 9s?

Hard to miss an orange Z28 with no hood running 9s.....

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Old Jan 22, 2002 | 10:25 AM
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Wait, lemme get this straight...

He proclaims himself the fastest LS1. Then is called on it. And then suddenly his sig changes to be a half second faster than before!?! But of course as usual he has no credible witness MUCH LESS video! LOL! <img src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> WhoTF do you think you're kidding? <img src="graemlins/gr_bs.gif" border="0" alt="[bullshit]" /> <img src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/gr_bs.gif" border="0" alt="[bullshit]" />
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Old Jan 22, 2002 | 11:14 AM
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lol........reading his description on that oaklahoma racing site was funny, Stage 3 weight reduction, what is this Gran Turismo???? jesus christ.......get a life......

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Old Jan 22, 2002 | 11:18 AM
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and WTF is a 2/3 race cam??? sorry my car doesnt run 9's so i wouldnt know what that is...... <img src="gr_grin.gif" border="0">


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Old Jan 22, 2002 | 11:32 AM
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Hey, could you pass that 9/16 race cam please? Yeah, and a 1/4" drive too. <img src="gr_images/icons/wink.gif" border="0">
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Old Jan 22, 2002 | 03:16 PM
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[quote]Stage 3 weight reduction, what is this Gran Turismo???<hr></blockquote>

Damn you! You made me spit my 7UP on the keyboard from laughing so hard! <img src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" border="0" alt="[barf]" />

Bwahahaha!

Maybe that is it, Juevos is racing Gran Turismo video games for his ET.

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