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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:09 PM
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So many options...
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:23 PM
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option 4

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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:26 PM
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HAHA I think all the options should have involved some form of him being gay. But yeah he either gets tied up at the Gay bar. Or he blows up the IRS on the dyno
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:28 PM
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Where's the option for "Won't be able to spin the rollers."
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:32 PM
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what about the option for grenading the clutch on the dyno?
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 351carlo
Where's the option for "Won't be able to spin the rollers."
If he closed his eyes and pretended it was another guys butt, i bet he could spin the rollers with his tongue...4 rear licking horsepower














wow that was wrong, had to be said though
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:41 PM
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YOU M*O*T*H*E*R F*E*R*S!!!!
I'm telling you now if it even makes a weird tick now I'm going to personally hunt all of you down and **** in your ears!!!! And I dont think your ear will hold that much pee!

I voted but how the FUG did 7 of you bastards vote for the gay bar damnit!!!
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:46 PM
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you know whats amazing...

































































the gay bar Bruce is at has an internet connection
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:47 PM
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And I dont think your ear will hold that much pee!
How would one go about gaining knowledge on the amount of urine a man's ear can hold??? What exactly do they do to you, when youre "tied up" at the bar.



and you wonder why option 4 pulled ahead.
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike@HSW
and you wonder why option 4 pulled ahead.
Amazing....156 votes for #4 now

wonder how that happened
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireball
Amazing....156 votes for #4 now

wonder how that happened
LOL i think it would have happened on its own anyway.

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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:57 PM
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258 votes for number 4 now.

wonder how that happened.
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike@HSW
If he closed his eyes and pretended it was another guys butt, i bet he could spin the rollers with his tongue...4 rear licking horsepower














wow that was wrong, had to be said though
this comment almost got you a year ban from tech. lol
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 01:06 PM
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this comment almost got you a year ban from tech. lol
lol i wouldnt have blamed you brad. I had to run to confession after saying that. The priest literally would not forgive me of my sins, it was just too wrong.
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 01:09 PM
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WTF!!!!!!! Now you got Noyzee in on it!!!!!! Well thank goodness for all those votes from the gay bar CLUB XS (name drop). For those that dont know this is also where Noyzee got his name from.... its a great story. Do tell Noyzee
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Zturd
WTF!!!!!!! Now you got Noyzee in on it!!!!!! Well thank goodness for all those votes from the gay bar CLUB XS (name drop). For those that dont know this is also where Noyzee got his name from.... its a great story. Do tell Noyzee
yea, that is a good storry.
Zturd was at the gay bar. i was at the strip joint looking at t and a. he tried to stick his toung in some doods *** like mike had mentioned before. he called me to come save the day
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Noyzee
yea, that is a good storry.
I was at my favorite gay bar CLUB XS. Zturd was at the strip joint looking at t and a. I tried to stick my toung in some doods *** like mikehsw had mentioned I did to him before. The guy kinda looked like this Thank goodness Zturd came to save the day
Yup pretty much as I remember it. I had to fix your spelling ofcourse.... (most common gay man problem is poor spelling and grammar). Just another useless fact from Zturd
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....this would've probably been an epic thread untill Mike disgraced it with that licking ****...way to go Mike!!
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