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Dec 14, 2004 | 07:12 AM

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Joe "Preachers Sheets" DIESO

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Greg I wouldn't ever do that man, I was just kidding.

For the right price though I'll eat one of them.

Dec 14, 2004 | 07:34 AM

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G-Reg, i know the real reason for you getting a dog. lol
Bring the dog to my house next time you come down. no one will hurt it, (maybe feed it beer, but not hurt it) those min pins are cool, my buddy had a min pit, they are funny as ****.
how do they get them? bread a pincher with a mouse?

Dec 14, 2004 | 09:15 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Noyzee

bread a pincher with a mouse?

Is Breaded Pincher the same as Shake N Bake Pincher?

Dec 14, 2004 | 11:27 AM

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breed? i hate spelling. hehe

Dec 14, 2004 | 12:14 PM

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a doberman with a chiwawa,lol they sould call the ouches if they were

Dec 14, 2004 | 01:04 PM

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my friends small dog got "raped" by a doberman and it ruptured some of the small dogs female parts and cause it to die. when he told me it only made me like my doberman even more

Dec 14, 2004 | 01:40 PM

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Peter: Lois, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Lois: Peter, you know I hate beards ...
Peter: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?

Brian: Oh my god. They ate Tricia Takanawa.
Peter: Why? They're just gonna get hungry again in an hour.

Lois: Peter, why would they make you presidesnt?
Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF!
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

I.R.S. Representative:Well sir, I'm afraid that your not qualified for a tax refund.
Peter:AAAHHHHH... ohh sorry, i still haven't gotten over the loss of party of five.
I.R.S.: Well as I was saying you are not getting a tax refund.
Peter:AAAHHHHHH... oh Party of Five. What were you saying?
IRS: You're not intitled for a tax refund.
Peter: AAHHHHH!
IRS: Was that for Party of Five again?
Peter: No, that was for my tax refund! What the hell is Party of Five!?

i have more quotes then DIESO

nah im a cheating bastard

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/

Dec 14, 2004 | 01:45 PM

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Joe "Preachers Sheets" DIESO

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Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.