Work Bathroom Etiquette!
i always thought a courtesy flush was if you had some lingering poo or toilet tissue just to make sure you get it all...im not down with flushing while sitting on the ******* i feel uncomfortable getting splashed with my own poop and **** maybe its me lol.
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i got stuck on the toilet next to my manager in a power outage (the big blackout from last year)....
if you can name a more embarassing story lets hear it...
he went around telling everybody that mikee farted and the northeast lost power....
if you can name a more embarassing story lets hear it...
he went around telling everybody that mikee farted and the northeast lost power....
You don't flush while sitting down... jeepers, that could result in splash back and pucker butt. You gotta stand up, sure there's an akward cold breeze as your duty is being whisked away but the splash back is 10x worse.
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Originally Posted by gaga
i got stuck on the toilet next to my manager in a power outage (the big blackout from last year)....
if you can name a more embarassing story lets hear it...
he went around telling everybody that mikee farted and the northeast lost power....
if you can name a more embarassing story lets hear it...
he went around telling everybody that mikee farted and the northeast lost power....
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Originally Posted by badpewter-z
drop the bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the best thread I hve ever read on here!!! I am in theh middle of the library at school and just started to laugh hysterically(sp). I never had a problem with the work poop. It was always the "meet the first dinner at the new girlfriends poop". There is no way to get around it. You know it is gona happen. The best thing you can do is a little recon b4 dinner and find a secluded throne. In high school i had a key to the service room which just happened to be the same key a fauclty bathroom. One stall and it never ran out of papar. Those were the days.
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LOL....well if we are gonna talk about embarrasing poop moments. About 7 years ago on a date with this wicked hott chick I had been trying to bang for a while I started feeling stomach pains (1st bad sign) in the middle of a movie. So I decided if I am gonna fart I better go to the bathroom. So I head over and decide I better just empty the stomach while I am there. Well needless to say it flowed like Niagara Falls. I was back in that bath room at least 4 more times before the movie ended. The girl came up with some lame *** excuse as to why she had to go home right after the movie, so I ended up calling her best friend who had introduced us and did her that night instead! 
Then the 1st girl went and told the best friend what had happened and I looked like an a-hole for picking the one I banged second! 
Then the 1st girl went and told the best friend what had happened and I looked like an a-hole for picking the one I banged second!