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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 08:42 AM
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Thumbs down This Sucks!!!!!!!!!

well, i have to get moving on my licence stuff for NHRA, and that ment i needed a physical (thank god im not 30 yet, my *** hole should be safe. )
but i need the blood work **** and all, and i havent been able to eat or drink since 8 pm and my apointment isnt till 11 today!!!!!!!
I am soooooo hungry!!
those who know me know for a skinny little ****, i can eat! and im so hungry right now
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 08:43 AM
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i could look at it like this. fast diet befor friday to make my car a little faster. lol
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 09:10 AM
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I like to make myself throw up before track days... It's a great last-minute way to loose that unwanted weight
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 09:16 AM
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HAHA, take a dump, and puke yorself. hehehe
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 09:24 AM
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Hahahaha yeah Noyzee is a fat kid at heart
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 09:26 AM
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Hahahaha yeah Noyzee is a fat kid at heart
yes, yes i am!!!!
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 09:28 AM
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You running in the points program?
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 09:29 AM
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Wait untill you get older and your system slows down you'll be fat.
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 09:43 AM
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No you wanna see what sucks. This sucks!!!!


You should have seen me try and walk through the hospital with that haha. Loosk the same now excpet there is a little more bruising on the otehr side and its more purple. LOL
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 01:45 PM
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Know what sucks?? you suck lippy!!!

ace, i will be racing in a few of the ls1tech events, but mainly just fun stuff, but i still need a licence to go 9.9 or faster.


Im pretty happy when it came to the finger up the *** part, he said, how old are you??
i said in a scared voice, 25. he said, oh, ok, few more years befor you need that.
I almost did a back flip. LOL
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 01:47 PM
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hahaha, glad you didn't get 'probed' hahaha

Hopefully I'll need a license in a couple of years
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 02:08 PM
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young grass nibbler, follow me, i will show you the ways. LOL
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 02:08 PM
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wax on wax off, now paint the fence!!
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 04:22 PM
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Last time I went for a physical the doctor said I looked pretty healthy so and he didn't think I wanted that anyway. I told him I wasn't planning on picking anything up off the floor.
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 04:40 PM
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I wish that my belt wasn't so tight right now.
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Old Apr 27, 2005 | 12:30 AM
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Hey there is nothing wrong being fat. Yeah Monte that looked nasty tonite. That pic does it no justice. Funny thing is you were walking all **** faced better than you were walking tonite
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Old Apr 27, 2005 | 12:47 AM
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You guys don't know what you're missing. 1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers, FOUR !!!!!!!!!
Pressurized colon induced ejaculation - it even sounds nice. :
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Old Apr 27, 2005 | 07:16 AM
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You guys don't know what you're missing. 1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers, FOUR !!!!!!!!!
Pressurized colon induced ejaculation - it even sounds nice. :

LMAO

Butta's, true that, it looked pretty bad!!
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