I got a new car...
Hey Joe we will have have a little run at it when its all ready to go. Ive only raced one viper and I pulled him pretty good on the bottle. cant wait to see this thing in person. The blue is a badass color man, keep it up.
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When Viper DIESO lets me borrow the car, I'm going to crash it and kill myself. Just so the first people on the scence think a black person was really driving around in such a bad *** car. Of course they'll eventually learn the truth.. but as long as I get my 15 minutes of fame.
When Viper DIESO lets me borrow the car, I'm going to crash it and kill myself. Just so the first people on the scence think a black person was really driving around in such a bad *** car. Of course they'll eventually learn the truth.. but as long as I get my 15 minutes of fame.
I'm sure Viper DIESO will let you take it for a spin. If he doesn't...
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And last time i checked the new viper and z06 already trappped 129-130 and faster then your 11.4. Better get the truck done first and making the power then talk tough...as is joes ******* has more hp then your truck..his ***** running
I would trade my rolling super hp pile of junk for a 1997 gts viper nevermind a newo ne...its a ******* viper. But hey, you can carry alot of tomatoes in the bed, got the viper beat there.
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FATALITY!!!
I think my water just broke, cause I laughed so hard!!
I am about to give an interview, and now I'm going to in there giggling to myself trying to ask serious questions!
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Matt I would prefer to be called Mr. Viper or if you can't get into the swing of that just yet a simple Sir DIESO will suffice.
I'll tune the car, install a cold air intake, put in headers, cat'd y and a catback and gain 60 rwhp. A head/cam mod on these cars is worth close to 200 rwhp.
You've got the bench seat I've got the bucket seat.
I'll tune the car, install a cold air intake, put in headers, cat'd y and a catback and gain 60 rwhp. A head/cam mod on these cars is worth close to 200 rwhp.
You've got the bench seat I've got the bucket seat.
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I've had my days, but wow.... You can't even come back from that. I would love to see you try though. Even Danno made you swallow a couple of his unborns 
with his post. I'm getting my *** beat! Let me pull the race card!
Step up and leave the Token Black Guy out of this. Cause all I'm here to do is say "Dang!!" and "Oh Snap!!"
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LOL big deal, its a pos gm truck, hes in a viper ya redneck. While your attracting toothless tractor owners hammered on moonshine he will be getting head by shallow strippers. But boy your sure pulled him in your 100k truck that cant turn at a red light.
I would trade my rolling super hp pile of junk for a 1997 gts viper nevermind a newo ne...its a ******* viper.
I would trade my rolling super hp pile of junk for a 1997 gts viper nevermind a newo ne...its a ******* viper.
When the Corvettes beat the Ferraris and Aston Martins at Daytona or LeMans the Ferrari/Aston Martin guys don't still get the trophy simply because "hey, afterall, it's a freakin' Ferrari or Aston Martin" LOL. The trophy and the glory (and yes, even the chicks
) go to the winner of the race regardless of what kind of car they're driving. 
Well, yeah true, but in a race, the winner IS the winner, period.
When the Corvettes beat the Ferraris and Aston Martins at Daytona or LeMans the Ferrari/Aston Martin guys don't still get the trophy simply because "hey, afterall, it's a freakin' Ferrari or Aston Martin" LOL. The trophy and the glory (and yes, even the chicks) go to the winner of the race regardless of what kind of car they're driving.
When the Corvettes beat the Ferraris and Aston Martins at Daytona or LeMans the Ferrari/Aston Martin guys don't still get the trophy simply because "hey, afterall, it's a freakin' Ferrari or Aston Martin" LOL. The trophy and the glory (and yes, even the chicks
) go to the winner of the race regardless of what kind of car they're driving. 
I can do wicked boner inducing burnouts and my 500watt monsoons treble can melt a face off.Last time i checked...we were comparing a viper to a short bed "ex" 4.8l entry level gm pickup LOL...not a vette. Also...matt knows we are playing around...and vice versa. Relax preppy its just a brewski