Car got egged
06-25-2009, 05:34 PM
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I'm not going to abdicate doing something illegal, but here, if you wish, is the legal thing to do the next time this occurs:
1. Take pictures
2. Call the cops
3. Press "Criminal Mischief or Felony Criminal Mischief if the damage is over $1000 (FL Statute 806.13)" charges against them
4. Watch their parents freak out as their kids get taken away in a patrol car
5. Parents AND kids spend thousands of dollars on a lawyer
6. If the kids get convicted, they can spend up to 5 years in jail and get up to a $5000 fine
7. Take the parents AND kids to small claims court, where they shall shell out more $$$ to you.
8. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your new paintjob, and the fact that NOBODY would ever try to pull **** like this again.
1. Take pictures
2. Call the cops
3. Press "Criminal Mischief or Felony Criminal Mischief if the damage is over $1000 (FL Statute 806.13)" charges against them
4. Watch their parents freak out as their kids get taken away in a patrol car
5. Parents AND kids spend thousands of dollars on a lawyer
6. If the kids get convicted, they can spend up to 5 years in jail and get up to a $5000 fine
7. Take the parents AND kids to small claims court, where they shall shell out more $$$ to you.
8. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your new paintjob, and the fact that NOBODY would ever try to pull **** like this again.
All in all thats really what I'm looking for
06-25-2009, 09:38 PM
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I'm not going to abdicate doing something illegal, but here, if you wish, is the legal thing to do the next time this occurs:
1. Take pictures
2. Call the cops
3. Press "Criminal Mischief or Felony Criminal Mischief if the damage is over $1000 (FL Statute 806.13)" charges against them
4. Watch their parents freak out as their kids get taken away in a patrol car
5. Parents AND kids spend thousands of dollars on a lawyer
6. If the kids get convicted, they can spend up to 5 years in jail and get up to a $5000 fine
7. Take the parents AND kids to small claims court, where they shall shell out more $$$ to you.
8. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your new paintjob, and the fact that NOBODY would ever try to pull **** like this again.
1. Take pictures
2. Call the cops
3. Press "Criminal Mischief or Felony Criminal Mischief if the damage is over $1000 (FL Statute 806.13)" charges against them
4. Watch their parents freak out as their kids get taken away in a patrol car
5. Parents AND kids spend thousands of dollars on a lawyer
6. If the kids get convicted, they can spend up to 5 years in jail and get up to a $5000 fine
7. Take the parents AND kids to small claims court, where they shall shell out more $$$ to you.
8. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your new paintjob, and the fact that NOBODY would ever try to pull **** like this again.
06-26-2009, 09:10 AM
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the judge the judge will slap them on the wrist and say not to do it again. Wasted all that time to get nothing. then the kids mom and dads insurance company will pay for the most shitty paint job, so you are better doing your way. Then they would really trash your car and house after they get out.
2. Again, with the mom/dad insurance company, claims court deals with that
3. To prevent them from doing this again, file a restraining order.
All the angles have been figured out.
06-26-2009, 02:37 PM
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You know buck shot cant be traced by the police right?
Anyways. The best thing to do would be to get a piece of wire, wrap one end around the battery terminal and route the other end into the gas tank.
Or simply dump gasoline on top of their car and light it on fire. Fire melts paint in seconds and causes irrepairable damage. Kick their cat if its outside to.
Anyways. The best thing to do would be to get a piece of wire, wrap one end around the battery terminal and route the other end into the gas tank.
Or simply dump gasoline on top of their car and light it on fire. Fire melts paint in seconds and causes irrepairable damage. Kick their cat if its outside to.
06-26-2009, 03:03 PM
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You know buck shot cant be traced by the police right?
Anyways. The best thing to do would be to get a piece of wire, wrap one end around the battery terminal and route the other end into the gas tank.
Or simply dump gasoline on top of their car and light it on fire. Fire melts paint in seconds and causes irrepairable damage. Kick their cat if its outside to.
Anyways. The best thing to do would be to get a piece of wire, wrap one end around the battery terminal and route the other end into the gas tank.
Or simply dump gasoline on top of their car and light it on fire. Fire melts paint in seconds and causes irrepairable damage. Kick their cat if its outside to.
