Car got egged
1. Take pictures
2. Call the cops
3. Press "Criminal Mischief or Felony Criminal Mischief if the damage is over $1000 (FL Statute 806.13)" charges against them
4. Watch their parents freak out as their kids get taken away in a patrol car
5. Parents AND kids spend thousands of dollars on a lawyer
6. If the kids get convicted, they can spend up to 5 years in jail and get up to a $5000 fine
7. Take the parents AND kids to small claims court, where they shall shell out more $$$ to you.
8. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your new paintjob, and the fact that NOBODY would ever try to pull **** like this again.
All in all thats really what I'm looking for
1. Take pictures
2. Call the cops
3. Press "Criminal Mischief or Felony Criminal Mischief if the damage is over $1000 (FL Statute 806.13)" charges against them
4. Watch their parents freak out as their kids get taken away in a patrol car
5. Parents AND kids spend thousands of dollars on a lawyer
6. If the kids get convicted, they can spend up to 5 years in jail and get up to a $5000 fine
7. Take the parents AND kids to small claims court, where they shall shell out more $$$ to you.
8. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your new paintjob, and the fact that NOBODY would ever try to pull **** like this again.
2. Again, with the mom/dad insurance company, claims court deals with that
3. To prevent them from doing this again, file a restraining order.
All the angles have been figured out.
But your other point have good concrete
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Anyways. The best thing to do would be to get a piece of wire, wrap one end around the battery terminal and route the other end into the gas tank.
Or simply dump gasoline on top of their car and light it on fire. Fire melts paint in seconds and causes irrepairable damage. Kick their cat if its outside to.
Anyways. The best thing to do would be to get a piece of wire, wrap one end around the battery terminal and route the other end into the gas tank.
Or simply dump gasoline on top of their car and light it on fire. Fire melts paint in seconds and causes irrepairable damage. Kick their cat if its outside to.



