Need help quick, electronic problems, no start
today i get in the car, start it up, it barely idles, so i figure maybe i didnt get the lid and bellows tight around the maf and it wasnt reading the air correctly, so i turn the car off and tighten everything up and made sure it was on securely, checked batt cables, go back to start the car, turn key and lights come on and gauges go wacko. speedo goes up to like 100 and goes back down, tach goes up and down once too, turn key to start and car clicks and goes dead. then i hear a clicking noise from behind the dash on the pass side behind the glove box. turned the key and nothing comes on but the ding noise that lets you know your keys are still in the ignition, but it's going wacko too. try the key a couple more times, and eventually nothing works, even the clicking noise went away.
so now my car is dead and i have no idea whats wrong or where to start checking.

