Help!! Smart a$$ Ford owner!!! Need a response.
Originally Posted by thesoundandthefury
Came up with some more ideas:
Budweiser presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online.
While they're busy stroking their engines, you're busy stroking your keyboard.
They practice the speed of their upshifts...you practice the speed of your uploads.
The only thing faster than a Mustang, is a Mustang owner with broadband internet.
So crack open a Bud Light, O Bill Gates of Bench Racing. Because nobody knows better than you that the secret to being a winner isn't in how many horses you have under the hood, but whether you've got a shiny chrome one...on the hood."
Budweiser presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Today we salute you, "Mr. Internet Trash-Talking Mustang Owner."
"Thanks to you, we now realize that a 40 year losing streak means absolutely nothing, when you can still put down the competition at a blistering 56 kilobytes per second. If you've taught us anything, it's that it's foolish to own a Camaro and stand at the finish line, when you could just buy a Mustang and sit....online.
While they're busy stroking their engines, you're busy stroking your keyboard.
They practice the speed of their upshifts...you practice the speed of your uploads.
The only thing faster than a Mustang, is a Mustang owner with broadband internet.
So crack open a Bud Light, O Bill Gates of Bench Racing. Because nobody knows better than you that the secret to being a winner isn't in how many horses you have under the hood, but whether you've got a shiny chrome one...on the hood."
Last edited by Vicious95Z28; Jul 13, 2007 at 09:10 AM.
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rock on guys! heres to you ford! we're proud of you- nearly making lt1 level power a decade+ later-lol i saw a v6 mustang with cobra symbols and cobra written on the back the other day- i mean yall can just imagine the fear that struck me! vicious!-hahaha
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hey jditlfm- some chicks do like f bodys. ive had one mustang and now i have a 95 formula and my girlfriend likes the fbody alot more. the mustang freaked her out sliding around so much and on looks,she still prefers the fbody. she says" they look mean. mustangs to me just look like some dumb ***** rollin around in it" - HER WORDS-lol- and shes a hottie !