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picture this:

it's Feb 2, 1991 and the Giants just won the superbowl.

You peel into the highschool parking lot in your 1990 formula firebird

Of course it has t-tops off so you hop right out over the door. Your sweet golden ponytail brushes off your bare shoulder coz you're wearing a sick sleeveless judas priest tee.

A beautiful babe in skintight leopard print spandex and a dokken teeshirt sees you for the tight-bottomed denim demon you are. A sleek, poon-seeking air to surface missile.

She's drawn to you....it's animal attraction....because these wheels are on YOUR car!

Make it happen! Prowlers! Rowwww-rowww (puma noise)